IDK, I kinda love the idea of the Critters moving more like toads

Mandate of Heaven rugpull

I'm hearing from a reliable but occulted source that the pilot was lost in the shifting borders of time and space that surround Alamut, their fate is known only to the Ḥashshāshīyīn

okay but hear me out: we can defeat fascism by replacing them with more nothing

Winchester mind palace

a picture of the assassin (hashashin) unit from the table top game Trench Crusade

ngl kinda hoping Iran will announce soon that the Mongols never actually took Alamut, the Old Man of the Mountain is still alive, and they're about to bust out these bad boys

Commando raid to dig under Mount Damavand and kinetically neutralize Azi Dahaka has faced tactical complications, world now drowning in scorpions

People they tell me I have to choose between Scylla and Charibdyss, which I think is very unfair. They say "you have to pick!" But I'm not going to pick and it's going to be incredible.

The stuff about the decoys, in fact, seems extremely funny.

Little bit of a This Island Earth vibe

The USS Gerald R. Ford has been consumed by the Clashing Rocks and will never claim the golden fleece

The children yearn to see Professor Hackworth's magnificent zeppelin soar through the smog and soot of the latest sootstorm

Last thing those 3 US F-15s saw when the Ghost of Kuwait pulled up on their tails

I hope the Ghost of Kuwait puts three F-15 shaped pips on the side of his plane.

Oh, Death, why canst thou not sometimes be timely?

Heaven, please take this mandate away from us, we should not have this thing.

I like that he has Crow friends

The troops that marched into Richmond were singing "John Brown's Body" as they did.

Lord I see what you have done for others

Inshallah

Da Boss

ICE, please go deport leviathan, I hear he's a big problem. We cannot tolerate these anchor sea monsters, on account of all the anchors they ate. Only the brave men and women of ICE can get into the waters of the mid-Atlantic, right now, to solve this problem.

I hope the giant of Kandahar breaks out of whatever Pentagon lab he's being kept in and gets to ride on its head

god I hope we get more of them, let the neo-feudal peasant mindset of America fully devolve into the monsterverse

clearly carved into the seabed by the wanderings of the great wyrm!!!

it can be two things