Unreal levels of Cop Excellence here.

Somehow had a post break containment and end up in the discover feed, and I do not want to be perceived like that

Screenshot of FF7 for PS1. Barret's text box reads: People say they love milfs yet look how they treat the original milf (mother earth)

Thanks Barret ur right 🌍

Me when reading a mock draft I don't like

THE FALSE
PROPHETS
OF BALL

Sometimes I read people’s charts from the ED and it says things like “head trauma from eating tiramisu on a bike without a helmet” and I just keep scrolling.

Once again, they should not release votes from any county until all voters are counted. Smart people knowing an election is won a few hours earlier is not worth having to deal with hordes or morons who don't get why the numbers change and leaders who manipulate that.

TSA lines are back to normal, the draft is almost over.... What will be the next topic that makes the Pittsburgh subreddit unusable?

The Tubs Announce Merge Signing With Jangle Pop Metallica Cover The Tubs! They’re one of the best bands going, and they just signed to one of the finest labels in indie rock. After two albums for the late, great Chicago institution Trouble In Mind, the London jang...

The Tubs are the best because they realize that “Fade to Black” belongs on Fables of the Reconstruction, not Ride the Lightning stereogum.com/2496626/the-...

just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

banner ad reads: unlock the secret wealth stream TURN YOUR PISS INTO GOLD

Ad from further down reads: The ultimate way to hide gold in just 24 hours TURN YOUR GOLD INTO PISS

We're off to a good start here
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RAMMSTEIN VOICE:
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One of my thoughts on 4/20 is that the general cultural mode of a guy who likes drugs has moved from a kind of hippy let’s all get along sort of guy to a “I am better than you because I do drugs and have become the ubermensch” sort of guy and it’s been a pretty big catastrophe for the human race

It’s 2026 and this still looks like the future.

Your phone will never take a good photo of the moon except for this one rare exception.

what more can be said

This tweet is almost the same time span from the start of LeBron’s career as it is today.

I must say the Spurs’ fiesta court looks absolutely incredible in person and I have no idea why they ever went away from these colors.

Dudes rock

old man doing a filthy hard set on top of some wheelie bins. dudes have seldom rocked like this

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Salute to an all-time tweet

Wendy’s simply costs too much to be tasting like that

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS