Even if no one else laughs, I think I’m fucking hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣

I know that technically I don’t ovulate rn because of my bc but I SWEAR I still experienced the symptoms somehow! I COULD TAKE A BITE OUT OF A BRICK I’M FEIGNING SO BAD!!! But I don’t see my man for 2 more weeks😭😭😭😭

My baby cousin had a nightmare so he’s been in the bed with me and his mom. I’ve been watching his little chest rise and fall for the last hour just repeating how expensive kids are but ngl I want one real bad🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

I broke my favorite anklet today. Went back to the beauty supply and they didn’t have it

Me and this man are planning the next time we see each other. He asked me to give him a list of things I like to do and he would get back to me with a plan by the end of the week. I’M MELTING! My God I’m easy

And my job just announced they’ll be closed today due to inclement weather! HALLELUJAH!!!!

Love that for us!!

That man gave me the best weekend I’ve had in a long time (maybe ever👀)

I got a man driving 8 hours one way just to see me for my birthday weekend

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I like a man…. Ugh I wanna vomit

Sun’s out, it’s gonna be 80 degrees OOOHHHHH LIFE IS WORTH LIVING AGAIN

That man picked me up (and held me there) to kiss me. When he put me down I caught a glimpse of his grey joggers and I—

I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year so of course the first thing I did when I got back to my hotel was call my best friend and debrief

One of the contestants on this season of LIB is the child of a family friend and it’s so interesting seeing all the discourse about them online and the and the assumptions of them and their family😂😂😂

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I HATE when I open my windows to let in fresh air just for my neighbor to light a cigarette

Trying to get an appointment with my hair stylist is like trying to get tickets to Michael Jackson’s one night only comeback concert cause why did I just have a stress dream about booking an appointment🫩

Benedict has the most stamina out of all the Bridgerton boys! Okay, Sophie, I see you girl

Look up “dumb bitches telling each other ‘exactlyyyyy’” in the dictionary and you’ll see a picture of all them men sitting around the table telling Kevan “You did nothing wrong”

I’m super excited to take myself on a date tonight🥰

The one thing I find most unrealistic about Love Is Blind is how everyone dresses up in the pods. The way I would be in that bitch wearing sweats and a hoodie everyday! Why would I wear jeans to sit on the floor of a 12x12 box for 12 hours????

My fave interaction as a Christian girly is hanging out with another Christian girl for the first time and we’re both trying not to cuss until one of us says “I love Jesus but I have a sailor’s mouth”. That sigh of relief is so funny to me cause why are we hiding who we are😂😂😂😂

I spent $20 on a Curious George activity book for my nephew just for it to come in the mail with a 25 cent Walmart clearance sticker on it…. COUNT YOUR DAYS BEZOS

For real😔

She could’ve been leaving notes at Whistledown’s door!!

Shouting it from every rooftop!!

I wanted to jump through my screen and choke him

And I know my neighbors hate me cause I just spent a good 5 minutes cussing Benedict out the way Sophie should have

That white man told Sophie she deserved better just to use his next breath to ask her to be his mistress…. HIS MISTRESS?!?! She should have pushed him down the stairs