why must every generation of new consoles lose their color what happened to this

not only that but one of them got pregnant at 16 and didnt know who the father was until the paternity test

i feel like a fork trapped in a garbage disposal

its the way the bitches i knew in highschool call me a slut but i’m literally engaged and have been in my relationship longer than any of theirs have lasted. like bsffr

I’m getting married Oct, 24, 2026

piss

to be MARRIED

i’m engaged now 😦😦😦

why is tbe whole tl ovulating rn

I hate the blonde bitch in Emily In Paris

I AM HANGRY AND STUCK AT WORK PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

why do dashers sit in their house for fucking forever after accepting my order?

makes sense

i hate being old why is my christmas wishlist this year

- vacuum
- dish rack
- sponge on a stick for dishes

oops

Just wanted to check in and say HI TWINNNN 189 days until 21 😭

i got my belly button pierced

please send positive energy my way

So, let me get this straight
Because someone has a genetic mutation, having X and Y chromosomes, means that you can’t do fucking anything you want to do?
Fuck that.

you ever text something to a man and think “damn i should have rephrased that because now he’s gonna make it dirty.”

i have such a crush on her ugh

she’s a violinist and used to teach orchestra 😭♥️

there is this customer that comes in and i am in love with this woman. She looks like young Julie Andrews and I actually worked up the courage to talk to her today

okay but women 😩

oh but FUCK men😩

FUCK men

is it sad or impressive when you can take care of yourself while wasted?
i make sure i get my water and some food in my belly. I put my hair back for myself in case I feel pukey. I even pre-pack a bowl for myself for when I wake up. Drunk me treats drunk me so well. 🫶

at least im not jason nash