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Trip advisor review - text reproduced below Small and uncomfy but worth a visit Small pub with small selection of handpull beers, ales and ciders. Also a few from the keg. Usual selection of cans and bottles. Not the cheapest but not the most expensive either. Lots of CAMRA awards on the wall. They must be doing something right to please the CAMRA lot. Seating is not great. Some chairs and benches. Chairs are fine. There's cushions on the benches but they are very uncomfortable. Tables have some interesting artwork. No TV which is a bonus for some. Odd selection of music playing. Definitely 70s throwback sort of place even down to the hippy looking bar man. Worth a visit. Read less ^ Date visited Dec 2025

Rather proud of this I think , in a peculiar way 😁

Poster for Vinyl Night at Beer Under The Clock Wednesday 8th April from 7:30pm An evening of tunes complete with scratches, jumps & static Feel Free To Bring Something Down for A Spin We're suggesting a bit of loose change in the Heart Beats Collection Tin Spin It. Respect It. Bring Your Own Vinyl! We encourage you to share your favorites. However, you bring your records at your own risk. While we provide the turntable, we cannot be held responsible for damages, skips, or scratches to personal items.

If you’re about on Wednesday 🍻

Picture of the back of Leeds Festival 2005 t shirt with the line up printed on it

So for Red Nose Day Stevie’s school had a non uniform day but wanted the children to wear something red. She doesn’t have anything red but a quick rummage through the cupboards revealed a 21 year old Leeds Festival t shirt.

Perfect and quite a line up too

Picture shows a poster for Tabletop Games Night at Beer Under The Clock. Wednesday 18th March 2026, from 7pm. Featured games - Hero Quest, Ticket To Ride, Carcassonne, Pantago, Catan & More

It's Tabletop Games Night Tonight.

If anyone likes that sort of thing why not come down, we're open from 4:30pm & the games will be set up for 7pm

More from Emma please 👍

Look what’s hit the pumps today. An absolute corker from Magpie Brewery

Turmoil in the Mideast, an unpredictable ally in Washington, Russia, China.. The UK + other European powers say they must work together better in security & defence. But how well do we really know each other? My new doc: Europe on the Edge is out on iPlayer today +BBC2 at 9pm👇

Absolutely superb first episode, straight into episode 2 now. So much for my early night

I remember when USB was invented and the only device to use it was a specific model of Epson printer

I prefer non-lethal distractions from the tRUMPSTEIN Files like renaming the Gulf of Mexico, making Canada the 51st state & buying Greenland. Sure it was hugely offensive to longtime friends & allies, but at least no one died.

Germany should arrest him under the ICC warrant; no excuses, no delays.

A very poor ruling, the fact that reform ltd have played the exact same game previously really needed to be brought into consideration

I remember seeing him in a stage play as Winnie The Pooh back in about 1973, with my auntie in Cardiff and a few days later on the train back home.

I have to admit to being quite ambivalent, both then & now

Didn’t know he was still doing anything, if truth be told

A great shame. The BBC again shows how it is happy to pander to the Far Right leanings of the few in their constant promotion of those views & appeasement of their overtly vocal leaders

Still nothing about the house ownership & cash though.

It must be really bad if being a Russian Asset & committing Election Fraud are his preferred distractions

Retford Acoustic Collective poster showing meetings on Monday evenings at Beer Under The Clock

Poster for Sci Fi Books & Collectables Fair on December 10th at Beer Under The Clock

Belgian Beer poster for Tasting Night - December 17th at Beer Under The Clock

Real Ale Twats cartoon frame from Viz Comic. Caption “Gasp! Our beloved local is full of Hipsters! What are they doing in a CAMRA- Accredited establishment?!”

We’re open from Midday

Monday is Music with Retford Acoustic Collective

Wednesday it’s Alan’s Sci Fi Books & Collectables (the Christmas shopping you put off today sorted 😎)

We have a couple more spaces available on Josh’s Belgian Beer Adventure on Wednesday 17th - drop us a message or call in

One spare Stranglers ticket for London Roundhouse on Friday 31st October. £47:00. Let me know if you’re interested

My daughter Stevie loved it, she proudly took her signed copy on holiday.

Sorry we couldn’t make it to meet you but big thanks to @wonderlandbookshop.bsky.social for keeping it for us to collect

More please 👍

Picture of pump clips of current & upcoming beers at Beer Under The Clock

Here’s Friday’s Starting Line Up, we’re back open from Midday so why not come and see us 🍻

It’s changed a bit since then 😀

@mredbyrne.bsky.social looking forward to seeing you at The Majestic in Retford this week & wondering if you’re still keen on a preshow pint?
@beerundertheclock.bsky.social is the nearest to the theatre, just in case like 🍻

Photo of an inflatable unicorn pool floatie

Picture of Turunç from a boat

Picture of Stevie sat on a boat

Stevie learning to paddle board

Decent weather so far, been playing out at sea today

Photo of a pint of Castle Rock Harvest Pale

That’s me off to (hopefully) very blue skies & seas, after the recent storms in Turunç.
Currently loitering in EMA

If you blow up every building.
Destroy every hospital.
Raze every school.
Bomb every Water Treatment plant.
Shoot every doctor.
Assassinate every journalist.
Machine gun small children.

It's a Genocide.