such a silly goat :3 @catcitrus.bsky.social

stop it with these uncanny ai voiceovers. use a shitty text to speech like the internet architects intended

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

CHILD 1 (moving Mon Mothma figure around): The Chandrilan arranged marriage is an outmoded social compact. The galaxy has moved on, and Chandrila must join it
Child 2 (attaching Perrin's magnetic cocktail glass to his action grip hand): Certainly hasn't done us any favors

They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls.

CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded
CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing

Axeman taking out a plane - Sid Meier's Civilization VIII is looking pretty good.

Axeman taking out a plane - Sid Meier's Civilization VIII is looking pretty good.

awoo these colored sketch pieces are $25 ^__^

pls reach out in dms if you’re interested wrfrff

Evil Corporation
Painting study

I like how, for the purposes of the furry fandom, we've agreed that "airplane" is a type of animal.

Nice yellow fella may or may not swindle you

An anti-pope based in Texas is the only result from this broadly terrible decade in politics that would make me laugh.

Dude this ship’s got fuckin Immsimm air vents

Casio EG-5 guitar with built-in cassette player/recorder & speaker (c. 1980s)

i wonder if there is an Unknown from Race Wars

The Known Unknown - 99% Invisible How to honor unidentified remains has always been one of the great conundrums of war. The Romans were fond of honoring them with an empty sarcophagus. After the Civil War, the Union buried 2,111 soldi...

The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier is an interesting story, because there was a habit of putting one Unknown from each war in the tomb, but by the Vietnam War the technology of identifying guys got too good and the military ran out of guys who they did not know who they were, so they... fudged it.

The new Secrets of Strixhaven card Eiganjo Dynastorian with all but it's prepared "Replenish" card element scribbled out with Sharpie.

Thanks to Secrets of Strixhaven you too can own a Replenish with a $149 discount!

installed some boobies on the mons

Mossweaver the deerbold grasping for air, a string of saliva connecting his mouth to a footpaw. His eyes are filled with spirals indicating he's hypnotized. There's a click sound suggesting this is a photo that's being taken. Art by PineconePaladin

Check out this wonderful commission I've gotten! The full art is available on my fedi account among others, because Bluesky hates resolution.

FULL COMIC HERE:
yiff.life/@mossweaver/...
www.furaffinity.net/view/63964385/

Art by the wonderful PineconePaladin
www.furaffinity.net/user/pinecon...

Imagine two subs, both kept in chastity, both unlocked at the same time.

The first time they are unlocked, they're allowed to fuck all they want, in any way they want - and it all gets recorded.

For all future unlocks, they are only allowed mutual masturbation while watching the recording.

i have two moods:

- wanting to curl up at someone's feet with a leash on for petplay reasons

- wanting to curl up at someone's feet with a leash on for feet reasons

Candle in the Wind

Share your snow ❄️ art!

Corrosion

see somethin ya like? 😏💜
#furry #art #furryart #furrynsfw

An androgynous person wearing black underwear and stockings, is knelling on bed. They wear round glasses, a choker, and a small heart-shaped earring. They also have the underlayer of their hair dyed in green.

🖤