Tell Congress: Stop Trump’s Illegal Plan to Destroy the US Forest Service Contact Congress today!

Trump is trying to destroy the US Forest Service — closing offices, slashing jobs, and gutting protections for 193 million acres of public land. Tell Congress to block this illegal assault NOW.

When Colbert teams up with @sydneykamlager.bsky.social @meidastouch.com, you never know what will happen.
She is a flamethrower. 🔥🔥

Global Tetrahedron Logo Shirt

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FDA Loosens Restrictions On Dousing Children With Synthetic Peptides Until Something Happens SILVER SPRING, MD—Revealing plans to lift all unnecessary regulations surrounding the use of lab-developed amino acid chains, the Food and Drug Administration announced Tuesday that it had loosened re...

“If you dunk your kids in enough artificial peptides, something cool will eventually take place,” said agency commissioner Marty Makary

NFL Announces Multiple Games Next Season To Be Played Across Ancient History

NFL Announces Multiple Games Next Season To Be Played Across Ancient History theonion.com/nfl-announces-multiple-g...

Secret Service falls for same trick

Since it’s tax day, recall what a tax cheat Donald Trump is.

In 2016 and 2017 he paid *exactly* the same amount—$750. What are the chances of that?

Donald is too lazy to make his dishonesty convincing.

Heaven's lawyers are primed

U.S. Reaches Trade Deal With Pedotopia WASHINGTON—In a major new agreement expected to provide the United States with unprecedented market access to the island nation, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he had finalized a long-an...

U.S. Reaches Trade Deal With Pedotopia — theonion.com/u-s-reaches-...

"people are saying"

NATO's Biggest Weakness Just Became Obvious YouTube video by Ryan McBeth

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Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum WASHINGTON—Threatening to continue issuing threats if the Islamic Republic did not quickly agree to his demands, President Donald Trump warned Iran on Monday to accept his ultimatum or face the wrath ...

Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum — theonion.com/trump-warns-...

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Hey friends, TIME TO ENGAGE! Here’s a link to join me on Sunday, 4/12, at 4:30 pm ET, for the “Fight Back, Vote YES” effort in Virginia!

We’ll start with a short, pro-democracy pep talk, then some instructions on how to phone bank. Let's do this!

www.mobilize.us/ruralgroundg...

#BidenFundedNASA

In 2025 Chump tried to defund NASA but he failed. He is trying again this year.

These are the indicative estimates of Russia’s combat losses as of April 11, according to the Armed Forces of Ukraine.

A Qatari Boeing 747 sits on the tarmac of Palm Beach International airport after President Trump toured the aircraft on Feb. 15.

Trump accepted the luxury Boeing jet from the Qatari royal family.

Everyone Gets A Pardon! YouTube video by Glenn Kirschner

Everyone Gets A Pardon!
youtu.be/mTcDAZGQMEw?...

Sundowning a phenomenon associated with increased confusion, agitation, etc. in people with dementia or Alzheimer’s, occurring typically in the late afternoon/early evening. Symptoms include paranoia, insomnia that often worsen as daylight fades

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