When he was in primary school, Angus Young used to dress like an elderly lollipop man

If you’re an actress with a lisp & you’re wondering if there’s a route for you in Hollywood - Anne Hathaway

Fine Young Cannibals.

And a custodial sentence for older cannibals.

More evidence of Prince’s obsession with 70s British comedy… Little Ron Corbett

Little known Prince fact - he was a huge fan of 70s British comedy & Sybil Fawlty was the inspiration for his Purple Rain look

One of the many many MANY reasons to love Prince is how he excelled in every musical genre. Pop, funk, rock, blues, metal, hiphop, soul, psychedelic, electronic. Everything.

Everything of course except country.

And then I find this out…

Of course some of us are old enough to remember the days before health & safety, when children used REAL snakes & ladders

Will.i.am has a sister Gill.i.an who’s brill.i.ant at bill.i.ards

In the UK, a "Bloody Mary" is called a "For Christ's Sake Janice"

It's easy to forget how shocking it was when respected newsreader Angela Rippon came onto the Morecambe & Wise show and fired ping pong balls out of her fanny

Before they discovered Kryptonite, Superman’s enemies tried to destroy him with Samsonite & Chicken Tonite

Please be careful if you’re attending a wedding this weekend. 7 bridesmaids DIE EVERY YEAR from eating confetti

Lancelot had a less ambitious brother called Joustabit

Bananarama were never allowed to share buses on tour because the gas that emanated from them would ripen the other bands

Jennifer Aniston is to star in 'In Flew Enza', a new sci-com about an Italian-American geneticist who accidentally turns herself into a virus

The estate of Bob Marley are auctioning off the original lyric sheet for I Shot The Sheriff. Marley typed it out himself. In Sans Sheriff

Steven Smith & Steven Naismith were never allowed to share a pitch in case it caused a rip in the space-time continuum

The Sun Always Shines on TV. Well maybe angle the screen AWAY from the window Morten. You PLUM.

I don’t have poetic licence, but I have got a provisional poetic licence. It means I’m allowed to recite poetry if I’m sitting next to an actual published poet.

Phil Collins, the “nice guy of rock”, did have beef with Ronnie James Dio after a protracted legal case with his sister. He even tried to sue Sue Dio.

“Love Really Hurts Without You” - STILL my favourite ever song specifically about KY Jelly

ITV4, 9pm - Ocean's 14. Follow the trials & tribulations of Billy Ocean's 14 children as they try to build a boat called the Caribbean Queen

I stopped believing in the power of laughter after I bought £2000 worth of laughter panels off a guy in a white van

The letter “d” in Dunstable is clearly structural. Take it away & see what happens.

The diplodocus was generally considered to be the most arrogant of all the dinosaurs & was regularly advised to “wind its neck in”

On today, the festival of Vaisakhi, we celebrate the 3 richest Sikhs of all time...Satnav, Paypal & Gurinder (who started Grindr)

#Vaisakhi

Ernest Borgnine was part of an ongoing experiment. Ernest Borg7 was riddled with software glitches & Ernest Borg8 spontaneously combusted.

Might be an unpopular opinion, but I think if you do go mountaineering you should always carry excess energy bars in case you break your leg & no one finds you for days.

And yes I’ll die on this hill.

Tonight on E4. Ex-rugby star Mike Catt goes to live with actress Rebecca Pidgeon & her family in a 2 week experiment. That's "Fish Out Of Water", 9pm

The lyrics to 9 to 5 by Sheena Easton are a verbatim transcript from a witness statement she made to provide an alibi for her husband