Twinsies! Ziggs and Nami say hi!

I am feeling worried because two conferences almost clash and I don’t know when the other one will respond and I would like to have all info 😅

Red haired woman in grey sweater sleeping with a tabby cat in her arms. He is not amused.

I am so incredibly tired of being this incredibly tired. And puberty was enough once, why the f do we have to do it again?!?!

Disclaimer: I’ve worked in some excellent waterfall teams and projects. I know they are supposed to not exist

I mean if the spec had been perfect, I think waterfall would have worked great. The problem is it was still only a tiny part of the truth, for a given value of truth. And we’ve spent 10-20 years getting suckier at requirements so why it would work now is a mystery.

I was SO FUCKING PRETTY and the menace one pushed a half full mug of coffee all over my dress, blazer, table, floor.

I was looking SO DAMNED GOOD. Stupid morning. Stupid muscle pack of a cat. Stupid me for thinking he would not. Stupid everything.

*laughs in åäö*

You don’t need the words.
I promise.
Remove the words.
🧘🏼‍♀️

I mean I love smut so it is said with a lot of love. They fill up an entire book case here ❤️ And I think I learned more about Nordic history from them than from school

She did love her smut. So many books, so many walls to be pushed against.

I just now realize the irony of a former developer now ceo saying she doesn’t like them 🤣🤣🤣 (to my defence, I do think I am way better at the tech parts than the business parts)

Measuring how successful a weekend is by how long I stay in dressing gown would put this in A+ or even S rating.

One of the worst ceo I ever worked for was a former developer. He got in the way of EVERYTHING. It was horrible. Have heard too many similar stories so avoid those like the plague nowadays

I managed to figure out how to verify a certain flow today, while my testers were busy doing other important things. I was so proud of myself I had to instantly log off for the weekend while on that high note.
(It was complicated. Don’t judge)

Also: reverse casual friday in new jeans & cute blouse

At 04.45 - definitely me.

Orange cat draped over human legs. He looks deceptively innocent

Do not approve of orange menace (mine, not the USA-ian one) waking us up at 4.45 because he is bored. Might be slightly less patient with people today. 2/10 would not recommend.

Tabby cat being forcefully held by yours truly. Lady witg grey hoodie. He is not very amused. But also kind of likes it.

And Ziggs wants you to remember to take care of the people you love when they are down.

Calico/tortie cat ripping cat nip toy to pieces. Blissfully

Stormy wants you to stop caring about limiting yourself. Do that thing you love!

Black cat on top of robo vacuum. NOW CARRY ME ! Ahoy!

And Nami wants you to make your enemies bow before you!

Orange cat blissfully sleeping in some sort of pretzel position with his cute little face peeking out

Azir is wishing you all the comforts and naps you deserve.

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I know the feeling.

He tried to contain(er) you. Sorry. Seeing myself out.
Did they dock(er) his pay?

Ok, going now. Worth it.

”So imagine you come to work on Monday and everything works… no no I know it won’t happen but imagine it does. And no new issue occur - how long until we are done? ”

I am not sure we need to feed him new ideas Patricia. This timeline is already weird as heck

A lower leg in a winter boot with metric tonnes of snow behind it. Snow reaches about 2/3 up to knee

Someone asked if we got snow. Well. This is what I haven’t managed to remove from the driveway. No idea where to put it 🤣

Orange menace, aka cat, and a glass of bubbles

What a weird year. Anyway - Azir says hi. Nami, Ziggs and Stormy could not be bothered.

Not sure if normal but right there with you

Benefit of forgetting a gift for way too long: they get an unexpected Christmas gift! Ho ho ho!

I never paid any attention to sumo but your excitement made me very happy and made me pause to read so now I am also cheering! Thank you for teaching me something today!