(furiously googling snowboard slang for puns) you ever read The Brothers Gnarlymazov? It shreds the conflict between faith and getting sick air

After I for-eached everything in the fridge, my queues were so messed up I FIFOed and LIFOed at the same time

That kid's so talented! I may be an old man now, but I used to be the best swordsman around, my wife was a powerful wizard and her sister a high ranking cleric. And he picks up skills from all our lessons like it's nothing!

Donald Fagen avi coming in with the moderate position

Can I do just a little age gap discourse without everybody getting mad at me?

David Bowie as Starman with meme caption: HE'S A STRAW- MAAAAAAAAN!!!

When the choices are deeply corrupt and wasteful vs deeply corrupt, wasteful and any degree of competent advance this president's agenda, you have to take the first one.

What is this, every horror book my book club selects?

The Yank!? Does this have DaVinci in it?

I'd want to balance the mouthfeel of tahini. Maybe something like a white stilton with apricot?

Triumph insult comic dog meets SHATNER YouTube video by Michael Bergeron

youtu.be/eONqTJnqV50?...

If anybody really wants to defend the sanctity of jokes, let them first search, "yeah, I'm into dune 2" and scroll down for a while

Is it time for ARAT? (All Republicans Are Traitors)

Target. Never. Not even once.

Pass

Grant Green

Classic Sandy, presaging IPv6.

Factoring non-salary overhead, I would estimate 4-6 US devs, depending on their location, experience and bargaining ability.

Critically, they would have the ability to have original thoughts. Depending on the leadership, this might not be considered a benefit.

Sideshow Bob: No, that's German for "The Republicans."
Juror: No one who speaks German could be an evil man.

Counterpoint, what if he sees it and the celebrations it will cause and that's what does it?

All the semicolons slowly backing out of the room...

Danny Devito's Limoncello (Simplified Chords) (Everything in parentheses can be ignored, including this) C (C6 Cmaj7 C6) Danny DeVito's Limoncello C A(7) Dm G(9) It's a taste delight from this famous fellow Dm G(9) Em(7) A(7) It's oh so very nice, perfect served cold on ice D(7) G(7) The finest summer drink from Italy

@jessethorn.bsky.social sorry if everyone is flooding your mentions with alternate Limoncello arrangements, but this version is less daunting while harmonically functional

CEO’s Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salary NEW YORK—Claiming he could easily fit into a similar position at most companies, local CEO Mike Waltke told reporters Monday that his skill set was transferable to any job that requires an inept dumba...

I think about this one constantly
theonion.com/ceo-s-skill-...

"Uh uh, what's a Griffin catchphrase?"
[Mournfully]: "Bazinga."

This is how I find out we live in the same city.

Let me know if you need an invite to the pool parties or game nights.

Having not read a word of Anthony, I am baffled by that title. It sort of looks like middle of the road high fantasy for 14 books, then 15 is, what, comedy? Horny? What is happening!

A list of Piers Anthony books from Wikipedia including "The Color of Her Panties"

Lol, lmao even

Tremendous news to me. I could have sworn there wasn't an official release date yesterday.