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Posts by SCP Foundation (Parody)

You're welcome Percy.

- Doc. Sight.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Genius.

- Doc. Sight.

1 year ago 1 1 1 0

Hello Anonymous Citizen. We are the SCP Foundation. We are here to maintain public awareness about strange creatures and investigate them. This account is administered by Doc. Sight and Doc. Ward.

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Olá cidadão anônimo. Nós somos a Fundação SCP, Aproveite sua estada.

1 year ago 3 1 0 0

They have no idea what they are doing. They think they're the "best of all there is", wait till we tell them there's a leviathan-sized creature on the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.

- Doc. Sight.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

We're not part of the government. They have no idea we exist, actually.

- Doc. Sight.

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

He's not a cop. Trust me.

- Doc. Sight.

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

We forgor.

- Doc. Sight.

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Esquecemos.

- Doc. Ward.

1 year ago 2 0 0 0
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Sempre estivemos.

- Doc. Ward.

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

We will being our documentation on multiversal creatures in 5 hours.

- Doc. Sight.

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Nós iremos começar nossa pesquisa em criaturas do multiverso em 5 horas.

- Doc. Ward.

1 year ago 2 1 0 2

Oh thanks. I will keep silent don't worry about.

*takes the files and puts it inside his briefcase, just to be sure no one will see it*

[he didn't but its ok, it makes sense in universe why Sight didn't know]

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

Not really sure about the Scarlet King theory but yeah, its plausible I suppose.

- Doc. Sight.

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

Thank you for your service.

*looks to the mask and sees the black goo apparently mixed with human skin*

I guess..
- Doc. Sight.

1 year ago 2 0 1 0

Bom saber, em relação a nós... não muito. Tivemos algum problema com um "Bill Cipher" aparecendo aqui, mas ele sumiu antes de conseguirmos identificar o universo dele e seu motivo de aparecer derrepente.

- Doc. Sight.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

Bom dia, Senhor Eddrix. Como você está hoje?

1 year ago 0 0 1 0

We usually call this "Immortality" if anyone's wondering.

- Doc. Sight.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

They will, just not this decade, sorry.

- Doc. Sight.

1 year ago 1 0 0 1
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Belive me, you have no idea how happy I am seeing the 05 Council actually being here.

- Doc. Sight.

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

True, but he can still see what we are doing. Including this exact conversation.

- Doc. Sight.

1 year ago 0 0 1 0

I'm not gonna comment on that.

- Doc. Sight.

1 year ago 0 0 1 0

Yeah so about that...

- Doc. Sight.

1 year ago 0 0 1 0

We are utterly fucked.

- Doc. Sight.

1 year ago 0 0 1 0

... Sadly True.

- Doc. Sight.

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

So that means you guys can just a little bit more so the world can adapt to the idea of dragons being real.

- Doc. Sight.

1 year ago 1 0 0 1

How long have the dragons waited to be released?

- Doc. Sight.

1 year ago 1 0 1 0

We can't exactly do that. The world nowadays isn't gonna be happy if they saw flying dragons. Or anything that is bigger than a boat and can fly actually.

- Doc. Sight.

1 year ago 1 0 0 1
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Definitivamente estamos felizes por você não estar com um humor ruim. And about this "alliance", I fully support it.

- Doc. Ward And Sight.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Why are you like this...

- Doc. Sight.

1 year ago 0 0 1 0

... I forgot who that is can you remind me again?

- Doc. Sight.

1 year ago 0 0 1 0

Ooooohhh... That's tough buddy.

- Doc. Sight.

1 year ago 1 0 1 0