Why are we just now talking about this

new tomas scheckter just dropped

Tried to get Russell Westbrook in the locker room to see he had made a decision on his player option for next season. He looked at his watch and asked what I was wearing tomorrow. When I said I didn’t know, he said “exactly” and walked off.
Nuggets aren’t doing exit interviews.

It’s 7 PM in Detroit

I better be watching Boosie Badazz on my television seven days from right now

a group of baseball players on a field with the words world series champs ALT: a group of baseball players on a field with the words world series champs

GOING TO BED AT 9:48 PM

just watched sesame street with my son. i don’t know. it’s not like i’m too good for it, it’s just that i know most of this stuff already. like, i work in journalism. i know 23 letters of the alphabet and i’m confident i’ll learn the rest over the course of my work. i don’t need a tv show for that

I really respect the Detroit Lions’ organizational commitment to “kicking ass”

It’s pronounced like Knives but without the V.

Based on demographic research, definitely not the first Bumbo’s bathroom selfie in 2025.

However,

Southfield, Michigan is not real

Bumbo's Hamtramck is america's favorite bar

who up chumbing they wamba

Having a GREAT time at #PRI

This just broke my brain

Michigan just finished their worst season in ten years and still returned home to a standing ovation because they beat Ohio State and these are the things we have to keep alive as every other shred of meaning is stripped away from the sport

Ohio State really tried a stop the steal. Refused to peacefully accept the outcome (Michigan gets to plant the flag) of the football game. The Buckeyes can still win if Chip Kelly has the courage

Illinois’ AG Said It’s Illegal for Schools to Use Police to Ticket Students. But His Office Told Only One District. Despite the attorney general’s declaration that Illinois schools should stop using police to discipline students, officers statewide continue to ticket kids with costly fines. One lawmaker will again…

NEW: From 2018 through 2022, Palatine, Illinois, police ticketed students nearly 400 times.

Black and Latino students sometimes received tickets when white students were given lesser punishments or offered help to cope with substance use, the probe found.

This is the album cover for a slightly obscure but critically adored record from 1994.

i'm going to invent an "american style" full english breakfast that's so good it heals the wound first opened at lexington and concord

It's once again 5x5 Friday!!!!

Biden Asked Microsoft to “Raise the Bar on Cybersecurity.” He May Have Helped Create an Illegal Monopoly. When the White House welcomed Microsoft’s offer of $150 million in tech services, it helped the world’s largest software provider tighten its grip on federal business and freeze out competitors.

"No matter how you wanted to polish the turd, there was the appearance of no-bid contracts.": former Microsoft consultant on the company's White House Offer. By Renee Dudley @propublica.org

www.propublica.org/article/micr...

Well, you see, the difference between the third weekend of May and the fourth weekend of May is the difference between this being fine and this being very, very bad!

oof

This actually goes crazy

Sorry he sucks but this is the best party anthem of the 2010’s

Oh boy I wonder what song made that happen

Toronto!