I hate needles too, man. Funnily enough, I also can't feel the right side of your face!

Today marks 10 years without Prince

🙏💜🕊️☔️

gm :) 🫂💜

DISQUALIFIED!

Such a great scene lol

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

🔥🤘

Discovery is gonna be... something. 🍿🍿🍿

Watching you now on Hal... love when you guys team up.

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Morning, Pandy! ❤️

gm :)

Nutlick always over selling and under delivering. Fuck that cunt.

Will yellow cake be made available?

GM! 😍🫂💜

Yay!

a man and a woman are dancing on a stage in front of a sign that says ice cream Alt: A scene from PULP FICTION shows Travolta and Thurman dancing

One of my favorite Bible passages

Doing a deep dive on the history of cufflinks.

Happy Friday, finally!
Have the best day, everyone. 💜🩷

GM! 🫂💜😍

No Ordinary Love

Back to back Sade? Hell yes. Also, inducted into the R&R HoF. Most excellent!

#musicsky
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Smooth Operator - Single Version

#musicsky
open.spotify.com/track/1Hv1VT...

gm :)

NASA’s Artemis II Reveals the Basin in Full
For the very first time, the mysterious Orientale Basin has been fully photographed. Thanks to Artemis II, humanity now sees the Moon in unprecedented detail, reminding us of the endless wonders beyond Earth. 🛰️

Well fucking deserved!
Wu Tang forever!

Trust me bro. Just two weeks away...

gm 🫂💜

Word salad with a side of buzzword bingo. What a fucking cunt.

Nothing like a little idolatry

Why is she always shouting? How many times do you think she looks in the mirror and asks herself, "what the fuck have I done with my life?" ?