Apropos of nothing, I, too, am an extraordinarily brilliant person.

And dangerous.

Truck and SUV culture. Ugh. Like everyone in the theater sitting on phone books, only more wasteful.

If you have to say it...

Also, I'm sure $CAR is "contained."

It's always priced in...until it's not.

And everyone knows you gotta burn dollars to make pennies.

Jim Cramer: "Bear Stearns is Fine!" Tues, 3/11/08 YouTube video by politiclips

Evergreen: "Bear Stearns is fine!"

Reciprocals break brains, m'kay?

fake account

Orwellian times indeed.

...who didn't know how to calculate.

Occasional reminder to stop funding Amazon.
democracy > personal convenience

If you do nothing more than observe the size of the average American commuter vehicle, it becomes really hard to feel sorry for anyone complaining about the price of gas.

You don't get to choose to drive oversized, overpowered geometry and have all of society subsidize the fuel it requires to move.

The dose makes the poison.

Eleventy thousand!

The Shart of War

T is for Taco, that's good enough for me. Taco, Taco, Taco starts with T!

*front-running* that

Blowhard wannabe's term of art.

Whenever someone’s like “did you hear Tesla is growing market share” I always ask, ‘why do you trust their numbers?’

Example 362,284,133

Why do they get to sound like the adults?

Utterly Pavlovian.

1998 - Snickers - Referee Eye Exam (Not Going Anywhere For a While) Commercial YouTube video by Consumer Time Capsule

Just like these guys.

You obviously haven't been Aviscerated.

Number go up.