do they know about my buddy a fucking building

damn i ain't got shit to post about

anyone else here play pokechamps

bored again, wanted to doodle latex emulating the 15th century

*voice of guy deep in the alternative sexuality mines* does he know i care him

my copium that there's gotta be a catch bc there's no way they would tease all this build up just for the Mystery Returning Character to be casually dropped in a trailer and nothing else

but also i'm used to expecting nothing and still being let down so *shrug*

what if we were skeleton elves and we made xylophone sounds with our ribcages... and were were both... boys... 😳

oh i'm gonna use those ribs as a stim toy

ooohhh you wanna make a new dyke so bad oooohhh it would be really based oooohhhh (jk, unless?)

this will save the game. 900 billionty subscriber.

sad i didn't get to do it at the peak of the fandom but maybe one day i'll revisit the radioactive orpheus/persephone yaoi i was cookin. the revelation that my elves are johan and tenma in every lifetime.

i normally have no problem snatching my ocs and some npcs straight out of the xiv setting (most of them existed before anyways) but in my mind the ancient ocs gotta stay there. archeological artifacts that only have value when presented in the wider context.

sad there's still no pookie polycule ult but if this means we finally get the warring triad fight ppl wanted for years i think it's a fair trade. they ain't gotten shit in comparison. 😔

i do too. we'll face the firing squad together.

god, imagine a world where we all have to repost fucking mid ass white catgirl gposes as an apology. i'd sooner delete my account. then shoot myself.

maybe i missed my calling. clearly there's a market for fandom beef lawyers. stolen oc designs? racism call out got you blocked by 5 people? getting an artist you don't like kicked out of a charity zine? i will take your case!

we gotta disable the accounts of all white people till we figure out what the hell is going on

finally hit the perfect texture in my hairstyle by accident which seems to be a key component of me not crumpling into a black hole of dysmorphia. now i don't wanna fuck with it.

i'm... cute? 😊

playing with my tuoys again... 3edgy5me...

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a peek at what kinda shit i've been on for the past few months

can't believe we have to add "triangle" and "sandwiches" to the keyword list that gets 7289320941 normie bot accounts in your mentions

playing with my tuoys again... 3edgy5me...

i know it's a silly thing to say bc my worldbuilding remains inscrutable to anyone but me, but months later, the realization of "just give them a twin lmao" has done so much to fix the random issues i had.

sometimes joy is stored in making yet another problematic elf to toss around.

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there's a surprising lack of horse drawn vehicle models available so i guess this week's project is to design miss gauvine's pussy wagon completely from scratch. guaranteed to pick up only the most drop dead gorgeous chicks! (to her great dismay)

wait i just remembered i'm going to an anime con next month. the state just paid for my weeb merch and kbbq bill.

it honestly wasn't hard until i had to navigate the labyrinthe depths of my fuckass company's website just to find my w-2 😭

everyone clap i filed taxes for the first time in my life and didn't blow up

atp if you don't, who will? people like that ain't ever gonna learn unless you start swinging that ladle around!