Congratulations, Mike Wazowski!

The number of Republicans crashing out about getting nakedly gerrymandered is, unironically, a sign that we need to do more of it. You guys are correct! This shit sucks! Welcome to the party, pals! We can all stop doing it any time you like!

screenshot of WashPo editorial board August 20 2025 "The Texas Gerrymander freakout What's happening in the Lone Star State is not a threat to democracy"

screenshot of April 21 Wash PO editorial board: "Virginia plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss The redistricting scheme was always a power grab by Democrats. Voters went along with it."

listen hun if you can't handle the Washington Post editorial board at their the Texas gerrymander "freakout" is "not a threat to democracy" you don't deserve them at their "Virginia plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss"

Anti-redistricting group uses fake AI-generated video of Spanberger in ad The spot says in small print that the video contains ‘dramatizations created with artificial intelligence.’

doesn't seem to be a video of it online but this article describes all of it accurately virginiaindependentnews.com/elections/an...

it's great that they're losing but also the GOP ran a very realistic-looking AI ad of Spanberger setting a barn on fire Very Evilly, and I hope she sues them into the sixteenth century

Remember, Democrats have repeatedly advanced measures to ban partisan gerrymandering and Republicans have voted against them time after time.

This is the game Republicans wanted to play. OK, then.

as it becomes clear that Yes has won in VA and gerrymandering will pass, a message to Republican voters:

you brought this on yourselves

you convinced the most fairness-obsessed, That Wouldn’t Be Fair-minded voters in the country to affirmatively vote to put you in the dumpster

you earned this

Oh man, I really wish you’d run your newsletter on a non-Nazi-enabling website.

I’d have voted AOC.

Incredibly moving thread to read. Go get ‘em (literally!), Norm.

Finally, something close enough for an okay reason to use AI.

Bah, say no more, friend! Apology accepted!

(“Accepted” means “shoved up your ass sideways,” right)

Somebody named Ty Schalter spewing some absolute nonsense about how the Virginia amendment is Bad Actually

God I love to see the dumbest shit ever thought up about my state and look at the poster and he’s got 31,000 followers which I think translates to roughly 2 million on old Twitter

If ghosts were real, Pete would wake being throttled by Sun Tzu's while the ghosts of Washington, Grant, and Patton called him every mentally disabled slur ever uttered in human history

At the very least, the rest of us need to become intimately familiar with making these people feel like absolute dreck.

Anyone who attends the WHCD deserves nothing less than absolute ridicule; mockery of their work; metaphorical pitchforks, tar and feathers; a lifetime of utter and complete shame.

This tweet is almost the same time span from the start of LeBron’s career as it is today.

he's the best and most entertaining person in the history of people? Is that nice enough

“We don’t need another Fetterman in the Senate,” says Graham Platner.

Irony just choked to death on a clam strip.

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jesus christ

martha kelly though

the 41-year-old is the kicker, obviously

how about Can't Hardly Wait? I met one of the guys in that. Or, um...Idk

well, good thing that could never happen to me

just adopt Titanic, it's for all of us

as a person of a certain age, I'd be very curious to know how Garret Anderson died, no offense

I don't think I can be fixed tbh