I’d just be happy they’re actually washing it in the first place. It’s the ones who dump dirty pots everywhere and expect someone else to clean up after them that are the real arseholes to watch out for
Jump to 50 seconds in and listen to the music they use.
Trust me.
Your flabber will have never been so gasted.
A colleague didn’t recognise me in my glasses so I tried to joke “I’m Clark Kent” but accidentally declared “I’m Ken Clarke”
Laszlo off of What We Do in the Shadows saying ‘it’s about time he ate shit’
Just heard the news about Orban
Just remembering how good Bowie was at losing his marker.
Reports suggest Spurs about to reach agreement with Scott Mills
Whoever guesses correctly gets a lifetime supply of KitKats. Don't ask about it.
My thoughts exactly. Explains why Gary Davies has been a bit vague about long he’s covering for
Royal Match ad where some sort of King is trying to hold rocks from falling on him and you need to solve some matching puzzle to prevent it happening.
I have no interest in this man’s problems
Will Cheese meet the Cat That Does Not Live Here? Could be interesting ….
A lot of people clap and cheer at Arkell v Pressdram style legal letters.
But the most deadly legal letters are calm and polite, and this one is lethal.
I bloody love football #nffc
Curacao's new away football shirt. It's lemon yellow with teal collar and cuffs, a teal Adidas trefoil badge, and red, green and orange stripes down the shoulders. It's ludicrously beautiful.
Curaçao's change strip for their first ever World Cup is so very beautiful.
V similar vibes to this
‘I made a Mother’s Day card for you at school and put it somewhere but can’t remember where I’ve hidden it’
The joys of having a 10 year old boy
Although as fun as that racing was, it’s a bugger Hamilton’s now off the podium
FUCK YES FORMULA 1
Over 400 women have been arrested since they overturned Roe v Wade— yet not a SINGLE man has been arrested for raping children with Epstein.😢
beat me to it!
When I said 'Kemi Badenoch is so partisan, under her the Tories would oppose puppies and kittens if Labour said something nice about them', I didn't mean it literally.
Lord Nelson was 5ft 6in. His statue is 17ft 4in.
That’s Horatio of 3:1.
Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:
Tbf I’ve listened once and that chorus is firmly wedged in my head. Not as bad as I feared and yes we’ve done the right thing sending something *different* but there’s a LOT hanging on the performance with this one
I like the fact that Fibonacci was alive in 1235.
Yes it’s drowning in reverb and echo, but this version of the Italian anthem is stunning #WinterOlympics
Would pay good money to see this
I went completely off tea while pregnant but that first cheap, nasty cuppa after he popped out was pure nectar. And the jam on toast ....... divine
She never lived to see this moment, but it’s worth remembering that none of this would have happened without Virginia Giuffre.
She had the courage to speak out against power and privilege when it was just her word against Andrew’s.
Thanks to her, justice & accountability may finally have its day.
