I’m having a second dessert because, you know, Jesus died for my sins and he’s gonna be fine.

Alle Daumen und Pfoten sind gedrückt 🐾❤️‍🩹

Remember when Beavis ate a bunch of sugar and turned into Cornholio? That was cool.

How To Make a Simple Outdoor Cat Shelter ❤️ YouTube video by CAT MAN CHRIS

Help keep outdoor cats dry and warm this winter with this supurr simple shelter! 😻💗

#MondayMeowtivation #ColdWeather #FeralCatShelter #Cats #Snow #Ice #Winter #HowTo

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Oh no.. I’m so sorry 😞

#np @brucespringsteen.net

Five days into 2026 and I'm still writing "we live in hell" on all my checks.

Love this theater.

Ricky Gervais donates £2.5million to animal charities Proceeds from premium tickets on his Mortality tour

Ricky Gervais donates £2.5million to animal charities

Das Leben ist viel zu kurz, um es nur an den Wochenenden zu leben.

I hear the Epstein Ballroom will be illuminated solely by gaslighting.

Ich lache sehr.

Thank you for all you do 🙏

When I tell my American and British friends I’m traveling to Paris

Omg 😻

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George Carlin ahead of us, always.
#FCC
@kellycarlin.bsky.social

I’m so sorry for your loss 🤍

Sidewalk chalk drawing of a yellow flower with several fallen petals being collected by a concerned hamster. The center of the flower is a utility cover.

Roland Zbigniew, Keeper of Lost Petals

Excited for Nine Inch Nails in Tampa tonight 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼 @kyouki1fl.bsky.social

My new special, SPACE CAMP is now out on punchup.live/lizmiele • it’s ad free, uncensored, and pay what you want • Sometimes the spookiest thing that could happen is you hear your cats but you can’t find them. Space Camp is not the adventure you thought it was.
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Video by Chris Vongsawat
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My new special, SPACE CAMP premieres Sept 9th on punchup.live/lizmiele • it’s ad free, uncensored, and pay what you want. Album version available wherever you stream or buy music
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i’m touring my new hour “This is Camping” starting in Sept. All tour dates at lizmiele.com

Late to the party, but Mobland is 🔥🔥🔥

Support Bookstores, Not Billionaires Independent bookstores aren’t just bookstores. They are pillars of their communities and supporting them means supporting all of the incredible work they do beyond selling books. They’re invaluable. Amazon is not. Every time you make a purchase on Bookshop.org—but especially when you choose to shop with us instead of Amazon this week—you’re ensuring that independent bookstores can continue to foster culture, curiosity, and a love of reading for generations to come.

@bookshop.org is doing free shipping to counter Prime Day. Every time you purchase from them, it supports a small book shop (you can even choose which one!) Fuck Amazon. For books and all.

Thanks for all the emotions Matt! What a powerhouse of a drummer! Legendary talent for @soundgarden & @PearlJam! ❤️💔❤️🎸🤘🥁 #PJFamily #PearlJam #MattCameron