It’s fine. Everything is fine.

I like how the fish in the picture is like
Yesssss oh fuckkkkkk as he listens to the chorus of Sister Christian

This is what a real hero looks like

So much false equivalence in media on gerrymandering in Texas vs California & Virginia. California and Virginia maps approved by the voters. That's a huge difference not enough people pointing out

Man it's a

Please, thank you, yes ma’am, no sir, hold the door for people, say excuse me, eat what you’re served, give a thank you wave when someone yields, tip 20%, go to the same spot to eat regularly, talk to your neighbors, cut the the kids some slack, it’s Sunday league not USL, say cheers, buy a round.

free speech is when you're free to shut up and sit there while i give a speech

Trump Was Watching a U.F.C. Fight in Miami While Iran Talks Collapsed

Really well-observed, cutting account of Trump watching a UFC bout while talks collapse in Iran: www.nytimes.com/2026/04/11/u...

Was watching the astronauts return to earth and it got me thinking about returning to you

ESA employee drinking a beer in the control room during the Artemis II reentry

My guy drinking a beer in the ESA control room during Artemis II reentry. Just guys being dudes #artemisii

They put a warning label on rap albums.

I don’t know art, but I know what I like.

We pack a handful of folks into a tin can loaded with explosives. The computers are running Windows and the toilet is malfunctioning. We hurl them at a distant rock. Everything about where they are is deadly. And it is sublimely beautiful, one of the greatest things we’ve done as a species. #Artemis

I feel like “the world passed peak gas-powered car sales in 2017” is not a widely known fact

This got a cheer that might end up being the loudest of the season at Target Field.

Since Liberation Day, a year ago today:

* US foreign direct investment is lower

* US factories employ 89,000 fewer people

* US goods trade deficit is UP 2%

@npr.org
www.npr.org/2026/04/02/n...

H-Town stuff. Elbows out

(from reddit)
#weirdcarbs

My god in heaven please send me the ultimate meat platter 🤲🏿

Sturgill Simpson pulls off an unusual chart feat The roots music maverick did something rare in the streaming era: landed an album that's only available on CD, cassette and LP — without his name on the sleeve — in the top five of the albums chart.

The roots music maverick did something rare in the streaming era: landed an album that's only available on CD, cassette and LP — without his name on the sleeve — in the top five of the albums chart. n.pr/3NYU0tr

A screenshot of a picture of a baseball

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

Three right-wing talking points whose logic contradicts each other:

1. No voter ID means illegal immigrants are voting.
2. You need an ID to fly on a plane so you should need one to vote.
3. We need to send ICE to airports to arrest all the illegal immigrants flying on planes.

all I can say is, every saint has a past, every sinner has a future, and Waffle House is open 24 hours

We’ve lost all concept of this, but government services are not supposed to be profit making enterprises. government services are not publicly traded corporations. They are, and I can’t stress this enough, government services

Jason Isbell Explains How Music Is Like The News But For Sounds. Subscribe to The Onion at membership.theonion.com/

Dialing it in is all about experimenting and patience. Don’t get discouraged if you don’t pull a perfect shot in the first week

unfortunately it isn't possible to adjust a wristwatch to account for the switch to daylight saving time. there are plenty of hucksters out there who claim it can be done, but the reality is that your watch is now defective and must be discarded in a fresh waterway such as a river or swimming pool

i had to know why someone gave this nearby island one star and i'm not disappointed by what i found

ME: pack a bag, we’re flying to kansas

MY WAYWARD SON: what kind of bag