The country founded by criminals doesn't even want that fucking criminal... Telling.

Idk what happened with YouTube lately, but I've been getting INSANE pulls from their reccomended recently with niche underground bangers and I'm absolutely enjoying it!

Three panel comic. Panel 1: at a house party, a guy is standing next to his buddy, a human-size horseshoe crab. They’re both holding red solo cups. The guy is looking to the other side of the room and excitedly says to the crab, “hey, there’s another horseshoe crab here!” The crab replies, “ugh.” Panel 2: the guy says, “what’s wrong?” The crab says, “he’s one of those guys who flaunts it too much.” Panel 3: we see the other horseshoe crab in question, engaged in conversation with a group of smiling people standing around him. This second horseshoe crab is wearing a cap with a horseshoe on it, and a novelty t-shirt that reads: I SURVIVED 5 MASS EXTINCTIONS. IS IT FRIDAY YET?

Brendel • 1d @brendelbored.bsky.social Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go "this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn't understand normal sane Americans crave" and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like "Leprechauns are real and I'm going to cook one"

*Zeno dances to pop music before a poorly-casted Victor tears him apart*

Y'know what's funny about RE Netflix? It claimed to be a sort of branching path off of established lore... With that in mind, Elpis would've 100% been a thing in their universe retrospectively, which means that in the Netflix timeline, Elpis was fucking useless 😅🤣

wish

My superpower is having above average hearing capabilities that're super selective as shit when trying to listen 🦸‍♂️

Shame the quality doesnt really match up...

The Thing PS2 😎

Kinda off topic, but I found this recently and thought you'd get a rise out of it 😆

POV: you're a small child unattended with "princess snowflake," the friendliest pitbull around:

IGN... How does this in any way, shape, or form adhere to gaming news?

My wife is binging ER and I've come to realize that Grey's Anatomy is to ER what Family Guy is to The Simpsons.

In other words, if Grey's has a cool storyline set up, ER probably did it first.

In honour of St. Patrick's Day, here's a reminder that John DeMita, voice actor of Glenn Arias from RE: Vendetta, also plays "The Great Fazio" in Leprechaun 3!

The fact that the name Alex Sheppard has two very distinct reasons to make a Silent Hill fan shudder is hilarious - Homecoming and Hood-Cutting...

Public Service Announcement: If you ACTUALLY use Ai to learn the most basic of pet care techniques... Maybe a pet isn't for you.

Honestly, It'd be more reliable and trustworthy to ask Schrodinger for advice (He at least has/had a cat).

They spoke too soon, I can hear the shitty Snoopy horror movie ripoffs from over the horizon!

Ravedactyl, to be specific

Slop... Slop... Slop... Cinema!

The Xbox fanboys cried too hard when they said they didn’t want to... It surprises me that they even listened at all tbh, cause I doubt a Series X/S successor has anything going for it anymore.

As a diehard Xbox 360 fan, this is just sad to watch.

My streaming friend is playing through SH2r for the first time rn and I warned him about Return

Fun fact: Afterlife is the only Paul Anderson RE film that does not have its own movie novelization... You're basically required to watch this one if you're doing a read through of the book series.

What even is that name

Found a vintage #EdgarAllanPoe collection at my local "Take a Book, Leave a Book"

Plok is only one *slight* pallette swap away from being a hate crime

I was thinking about it today, and I'm curious just exactly how much of the "I hate my wife lol" boomer humour boils down to closeted men feeling forced into marrying a beard due to forced societal norms of the time... Makes far more sense to make those jokes if you don't truly love who you married

Ngl, Keith would be fun to see return, he's pretty chill overall... But Quint is a hard pass.

That scene where Quint let's it slip that he's been trying to follow Jessica home is just all sorts of disturbing, and it being played off as a joke is an ick for me on an otherwise superb title.