Getting ready to lock in and shit more than I work tomorrow…

Who could have done this???

I may or may not have listened to at least 4 hours or Sonic music at work today…..and now I want to just play all of them. It’s like an urge in my soul and I may need help

Alright lore time: I once laid out Cole LaBrant(from demwhiteboys fame/youtube) in a soccer match and got a red card for it. I did not deserve the red card, but I did put his ass in the dirt fr

Fun weekend. May have to host an invitational here if I can get the money

Scary thought I had today: I complained that we had no towels because my gf was taking too many showers…..maybe I am cut out for this Smash thing

How old do I got be where I can be cringe and people just go “awwww how cute” like what’s the cut-off

Listening to Mind Numbing Pickle Noise to sleep tonight. Will update results later

video games… are good

So I’m playing a Lord at a murder mystery party next week and I was thinking about just being a good guy, but now I’m leaning towards the “new slurs for peasants” type of Lord. I’ve already come up with “dirt scratchers”, but I may need more inspiration…

Just passed the 2018 AP Brainrot Exam, am I cooked?

half life poo: episode pee

Got a new bit in the works. Want to find more of my friends on here before I start though

I just shit my pants #FirstPost