I saw a quote that read, “the love I have for this creature, even though we have never shared a conversation, is proof that actions speak louder than words”.

He understands every word you say, and don’t say.
He’s my best boy.

The Republican Party
wants to cut Planned Parenthood funding,
which doesn't pay for abortions;
& continue funding Israel,
which gives free abortions.

Make America Grey Again

Here's an idea: they're not Karens anymore. They're Pams.

Screenshot of an X post by the Governor Hochul Press Office (@NYGovPress) saying, “Won’t matter. His name is on the next page too.” The post quote-tweets unusual_whales (@unusual_whales), which quotes Donald Trump saying, “It is time to turn the page on the Epstein scandal.”

NY Gov. Kathy Hochul’s press office has entered the fray in the best way.

Thanks so much for the kind words. I do my best. 👍

You may saaay I’m a dreamer…

It’s time to prep Shitler’s room at the home. Trick it out with a nice big TV, lots of gold trim, a bar fridge stocked with Diet Coke, ultra potent room diffusers (for the sake of the nurses), a dummy iPhone that posts to nowhere, and an express delivery account with KFC and McDonald’s. It’s time.

That does not apply to me. I’m married.

So if Tom Brady gives me one of his Super Bowl rings that means I won a Super Bowl? Cool!

Suburbia implementing Trump foreign policy.

“I hated his [Rob Reiner’s] politics”, say people who support a proven traitor to their country.

“I despised his [Rob Reiner’s] politics”, say people who support a racist rapist.

“Rob Reiner had Trump Derangement Syndrome!”, say people who still think Trump is great.

Damn autocorrect. Delete "asks”

Hey @stonekettle.bsky.social , I understand your disappointment with this site but I would love to hear you weigh in on the military not having to obey illegal orders. Something I fully support. Hope asks all’s well.

Exactly what I was thinking.

Someone help out an old guy. How do I buy the latest Gaga album (or any album for that matter) and share it with my wife?

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?

🤔

Goodbye, stranger. It’s been nice. R. I. P.

slightly diminish a book:

The Imperfect Storm
Stephen King’s Indefinite Article
Finite Jest

Fantastic.

something something two weeks tremendous never seen anything like it huge many people saying

Knish-nakov

Hey, Jim! @stonekettle.bsky.social I could have sworn I read or heard or learned that the military does not have to obey orders that are in any way illegal. Or something. Is that true?

Bakeries don't have to make cakes for gay weddings but all pedophiles MUST BE SERVED.

I’m so so sorry. You were lucky to have each other. All hail Queen Ruby. ❤️❤️🐕

Got this giant lie in my email yesterday.