watching The Devil Wears Prada for the first time

how’s that for a landing!

i won’t watch anything with John Cena in it because I find him fundamentally creepy. he is fukin creepy as shit on a creepy stick with the face of John Cena on it, who is a creepy bulky dude

a plan’s only good as long as no one comes along with a better plan

the world can be a better place as soon as everyone born into it feels like they have a meaningful place in it

I may have gone too hard in the post-win vs Mrs’ hoarding stakes. in my defense she’d somehow picked up 15 bags of books for kids and left them to rot outside; I probably shouldn’t have thrown one of them at her

you can’t think generally Ugarte is a better fit than Kobbie in any way. who gives a flying shite about fixed positions - the proof is that sank standards won’t work. in an ideal world that’d never happen apricots turn into fried onions on beds of chocolate caterpillars

agh-hem

achieving the impossible is kind of our thing

that worked out well

not trying Marathon?

genuinely perfect relationship

honestly it’s touch and go

how do i frame this?

Diogo dalot, Diogo dalot,
Better than Garnacho,
Diogo dalot

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i hadn’t realized I had already asked if he was playing

question- does Sesko matter more coming off the bench that starting?

you take that back

it’s late. are we on MOTD after dark?

he was playing?

how? no but really how? how?

all isn’t enough, I bet he feels guilty that he can’t give more. as a 90’s Cantona fan I love everything that Bruno brings United; it’s everything we want

absolutely shitty win. love it

Dom, Bruno

holy buddha how the fuck have we won this? GGMU “the closest thing to a god I’ve ever seen is Bruno Fernandes”

genuinely afcon

I wonder if there’s something going on in his life, or maybe there’s a c-word in the coaching he doesn’t like

genuinely wondering if something has gone on behind the scenes.

and big Ses just got pushed over