Gotta give it to the pink I think

I knew he looked familiar!

Keep crushing it Nym! 💪

It's giving Dexter Morgan X Jesus

"I'm a celsius guy, I don't do that fahrenheit crap." -Me, when asked why the warehouse is so cold

Welcome to the NHL! Where everyone fires their coach with two weeks left in the season! (It was like two teams, but it's crazy that both teams are currently smack dab in the middle of a playoff race)

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Back in my reading/writing era

I've recently discovered the Blue Jays once had a turtle mascot named Domer (Insert Simpsons reference here) and they're bringing him, along with Diamond and BJ Birdy, back for the 50th anniversary season. I cannot stress to you how much I love this turtle. I will die for him without hesitation.

Regardless of what the ending of One Piece ends up being, the internet discourse around it is going to be insufferable lol

A crab in a fishing net holding a very weathered psp in one of it's claws

What game was it playing??

A coffee mug with a cartoonish drawing of a dragon reading amongst its hoard of books. On the inside of the mug it says "Book Wyrm"

My new Holy Grail™️

HOLY FUCK I WASN'T EXPECTING THIS SO SOON LETS GOOOOO

Damn girl, are you Lucy Edgerunner? Cause I really wanna stay at your house

There is so much beauty in the world when you know where to look

So you're telling me everything is cool? When you're part of a team?

You genuinely have such a divine figure. Has made my jaw drop numerous times

Murakami showing up to White Sox spring training facility.
"Where is all the Cubs gear?"

How are people being this dramatic about Expedition 33 winning #GOTY ??? Like just admit you wouldn't recognize peak if it slapped you across the face 🙃

Every once in a while McDonald's coffee hits like crack. My god.

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Fingers crossed! 🤞

Agreed

Oh my god, tit zippers! Incredible!

Dear lord. Please take 10 years off Max Scherzer's arm, just for one night

Me every morning

You really only need one kidney, so you can go ahead and sell that other bad boy

Brains are wild. You look amazing!

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2 ugly?