I think Sporting KC managed to play the worst half of soccer you could possibly have with 47% possession last night

Hate this guy!

American soccer culture is a guy wearing a Tottenham shirt sadly walking around the farmer’s market

Today more than ever.

Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal.

Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big.

And here we are.

60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

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I love when my coat looks shinier because of the type of food I'm eating now

Schmetzer said as far as he knew, nothing racist was said that prompted nouhou to throw the ball. Jon bell, who was on end line with Nouhou, confirmed it too, apparently. Schmetzer: ‘That was one of the most important things I wanted to cross off.’

overheard a guy in Prospect Park explaining to a friend who Eric Gagne was. our legends live on through oral storytelling, in the tradition of the ancients.

Jac's first Kauffman blast! 💥

Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him AUSTIN, TX—Stressing that the billionaire’s completely erratic behavior had strained the already fraught relationships, sources confirmed Thursday that a rift was widening between Elon Musk and anyone...

Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him

i feel like apples count as a fruit. because i mean, it's an apple, come on. i think oranges and strawberries are fruits too. i don't care what anyone says

Accidentally quit my job on the same day as Elon Musk

NFL fans all universally agreeing that tush push isn’t fun to watch but shouldn’t be banned just because a team uses it well vs NBA fans universally agreeing to ban strategy because it makes the ending boring

One day one of the teams I root for will not be universally hated on this website but I guess today is not that day

Can’t wait to watch these two guys rock the kit this summer!

Shell hath no hurry Turtles displaced by lake project creep their way home in the slowest and cutest “welcome home” party ever

opening up the archives in honor of World Turtle Day

MLS appears to have decoded those players in no time.
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the greatest defensive mind in football history - a stoic, unflappable genius of a man - is currently putting his name on the line bc the sexual advances of the 21st century have him in the walls of jericho. and that's kind of beautiful if you think about it

Wild that there are 130 Cardinals and they’re still tied for third in the NL Central

I get to enjoy the White Sox horridness because I had to suffer through Royals horridness. Any fans of chronically good teams don't get to do this.

It’s CONCLAVE time at the DNVR bar! The cardinals are sequestered but you don’t have to be! We’ve got Papal Poppers for 8.99, that’s jalapeño, cream cheese, bacon, and a special deity drizzle for the most high. The blood of the lord beer from Breck Brew is on tap! Red grape hazy IPA. 6 bucks all day

Here at the Geodis Park parking lot, where a cat rode to the match from Franklin in someone’s engine block and doesn’t want to come out.

Hiding out on here because I said I wouldn’t have fun at a Savannah bananas game and now they’re trying to kill me

FINAL: Royals 2, Astros 0

#HEYHEYHEYHEY

I hate my foes so much

the pitt should change its name to the hospital since i think it’s about people in a hospital

FINAL: Royals 2, Twins 1

#HEYHEYHEYHEY