A meme from Empire Records featuring Lucas, perched on his motorcycle, telling Mark and AJ, “So, if you guys ever wonder if it was nice to know you... I tell you, now, that it was.”

Alas, my time posting on social media has come to an end. There’s many reasons why, but the most important one is that I’m simply not getting anything out of the experience and want to develop better paths to contentment. If I ever get serious about writing again, I may return.

Classic painting manipulated to have Jimi Hendrix head placed over the head of the original person painted. Jimi is in fancy renaissance clothing and holding a violin. This text is overlaid, “My odd behavior of late is inexplicable. I beg your pardon, good sir, whilst l osculate the upper atmosphere.”

This meme makes me want to start a cover band that reimagines a whole bunch of classic rock songs in ye olde English just for funsies…

“this and blasting "I want it that way" by the Back Street Boys until it pisses off the local Wendigo” with an image of a fancy log cabin in a snowy wooded lot.

Tell me why?

Star Trek TNG meme. Riker asks Picard, “when bald people wash their face, how high up do they go?” Picard is speechless with a confused look on his face.

As a professional bald person, I can answer this inquiry, Number One. We wash our face up until we make it all the way back to the nape of our neck. Essentially, you wash the face, the scalp, the whole damn thing.

A Pinterest looking image featuring a cup of coffee, a stack of books, flowers in a vase, and a framed mirror with a butterfly on it. This text is present, “I do what I can to make the world a better place... For example, I've had my coffee.”

Self care is highly important

A meme featuring 3 cartoon possums in different “playing possum” poses. This text is present, “Sorry. Can’t. I’m dead.”

It’s nearly 2 AM and I feel dead, that’s close enough… right?

a video game character says " i 'm commander shepard " and " this is my favorite store on the citadel " Alt: a video game character says " i 'm commander shepard " and " this is my favorite store on the citadel "

Mass Effect 2

“If you get this I respect tf out of you” It is three drawings, the first starts with, “Wanna be a” with a stick figure tossing a basketball, the second is a dog with a shock collar, and the third is an impala with 20 inch blades.

A caller, gettin' laid tonight. Swisher rolled tight, gotta sprayed by Ike…

The worst part of this is that Sony will most likely follow suit and raise the price of the PS5 as well, they’ll just do it a few weeks/months later. This economy is making it difficult for gaming to remain affordable if you’re not already invested in a console/ecosystem.

An artists drawing of a frog staring at the horizon of a nature landscape. This text is present: “Someone asked if I was ready for the fall and it took me a second to realize they meant autumn and not the total collapse of society. Man.”

Honestly, I’m good either way…

By and large, it works this way for me as well. I will create nothing for weeks, sometimes months, as I focus on other things, but then when need to create hits… it’s all I want to do.

An image with a standing man labeled as “Yesterday me,” holding a rock over the same man who is now sitting and labeled as “Today me.” The rock, which is poised to bludgeon the sitting man, is labeled as "Nah fuck it, I'll get this done tomorrow."

TGIF or whatever…

A blank/empty Halloween costume package which reads: SPIRIT Former Gifted Child Nothing included When people ask, "What are you supposed to be?" just reply, "I was supposed to be a lot of things." ADULT Size Costume ONE SIZE FITS MOST

It me

Door mat that says, “Ho, why is you here?”

Door mat that reads, “So, what’cha, what’cha, what’cha want?”

Door mat that reads, “au dac i ty noun 1. not calling or texting before stopping by ‘and here you are, with the audacity’”

Door mat that reads, “I see the assassins have failed”

I think I’m going to start keeping a collection of humorously honest door mats that I change out every now and then, just to set the right tone when anyone tries to visit me.

There’s a lot of talk about the 1st Amendment and freedom of speech by all sides of the political spectrum. Freedom of speech is extremely important and should be protected at all costs. The key thing to remember is that the freedom of speech is not a protection from the consequences of your speech.

“And I ain't got no money and I ain't got no hair.”

An artists drawing of 5 business executives glitching visually. This text is present, “girl, help, my executives are dysfunctioning.”

My executives have decided that dysfunction is the only purpose I can serve today. Send help. I beg…

Black text on a white background which reads, “Exhausterwhelmulated [Exhauster-whelm-ulated] Adjective The feeling of being exhausted, overwhelmed and over stimulated all at once.”

I’ve done too much today, spoken with too many people, and feel like I’ve barely taken any time to relax. I should do absolutely nothing tomorrow (I won’t be able to, but it’s what I should do).

An image of a frog staring at a chair full of various laundry. This text is present: “EMOTIONALLY I AM CHAIR LAUNDRY”

Accurate

Black backdrop with a faded Death Wish Coffee logo. The following white text is present: “I drink a ton of water. Filtered water. Filtered through coffee grinds. ...Coffee. I drink a lot of coffee.”

It’s s probably not the best way to get through each day, but it is my way.
#coffee

Interstellar movie meme featuring 2 astronauts talking. “Me at work: 1 hour here is 7 years on Earth.”

I’ve only been at work an hour today and can confirm this is true. I may never get to be done working at this rate.

Probably the worst one I’ve driven behind is a truck that had “Trump is Jesus” in big bold letters that took up the entire tailgate. They also had stickers on the back window with a number of crude conservative jokes as well. Dogmatic Trump worshippers scare me, a lot.

I’ve been saying from the outset that the Kirk assassination is a psyop to distract the public from stuff going on, such as Trump’s health, the Epstein Files, the economy, and poorly handled world events. The person in custody may have been the shooter, but he was probably just a puppet/patsy.

An image of a truck, desperately in need of a car wash, with a variety of offensive stickers (mostly sexual in nature) on the back window.

Lord have mercy…

Brody from the film Jaws says, “We’re going to need a smaller violin.”

TFW you’re stuck listening to someone continue to complain about the most inane thing imaginable…

a man with dreadlocks is standing in front of a motorcycle with the words baby don t worry Alt: Bob Marley is standing in front of other people with the words “Baby don’t worry about a thing, because every little thing is gonna be alright.”

Coffee doesn’t even wake me up, it’s more like an emotional support drink for me. A nice warm comforting mug of…

Comic panel has Spider-Man fallen down at an art museum staring at a painting of a horse player by a saxophone. Spidey thinks, “THAT PAINTING LOOKS THE WAY I FEEL!”

So long as that horse is playing “Careless Whisper” on that there saxophone, then yes, that is strangely how I feel right now…

"So, do you ever go down any rabbit holes?" “Me:” Below the text is an image of a person in a saddle riding a ridiculously oversized rabbit.

All the time, it’s why I’m so knowledgeable about a ton of mostly useless topics…

“*Me just going with the flow* The flow:” Below the text is an image of a person in a canoe paddling down an extremely violent river current with waves of frothy water everywhere.

Happy Monday or whatever

"You WILL stop making grunting noises every time you sit down or stand up" a man says to himself whilst staring into the mirror.

Welcome to being middle-aged where, by law, every major movement you make requires a grunt/sigh…