The founders believed that if a madman became president, members of Congress would serve the country’s interest and remove him from office. That seemed a reliable system to safeguard the republic.

Boy, did they screw up.

Yeah you were.

Maybe today will be the day that he finally becomes president.

Go to the corner. Now.

The person I told was unethical got fired for the thing I told them they’d get fired for.

I think the reason the r word has fallen out of favor is because it aptly describes all the people from backwards states. When I think of that word I don't think of it's early 20th century meaning... I think of Republicans.

Uh. She's so embarrassing.

I just watched the episode with the agender race that doesn’t have penetrative sex and 15 minutes in Riker is like, “Mmmm we’ll see about that.”

It’s actually a very sad episode.

Also, the writers clearly had no idea what to do about pronouns and simply never used them.

Luttig: Every single time Donald Trump opens his mouth or takes an action, the American people are forced to go into court and litigate. That’s the tragic place America finds itself in today.

It is only the Supreme Court that is standing in the way of the American people saving their country.

I would go to Jacques en le Carton for french fries and french toast sticks that taste like fish sticks.

Gen Z Isn’t Having Sex. They’re Doing This Instead. Gen Z has reached the age where older generations expect them to be feral in a way that’s both exhausting and, frankly, kind of impressive.

American late stage capitalism is so exhausting that young adults would rather sleep than fuck. I hope they are at least cuddling for the oxytocin.

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we gotta open the schools…or close down the schools. not sure. yikes

Haha, Rappists.

They’re finally calling them lies instead of falsehoods? It’s been years!

Incredible!

This is how you know they’re complicit.

They’re just mad he cleans his ass. An activity they are sorely equipped to perform, either due to their own corpulence or inability to distinguish their mouth from their ass.

Democratic leaders need to fear being branded as collaborators more than they fear being called soft on crime

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This is automatically disqualifying. One of several disqualifications for higher office.

I didn't even realize this was a thing. Get a divorce like normal states!

Senate Democrats absolutely have to shut the govt down to stop this ICE insanity in the Twin Cities. This is not sustainable & cannot be normalized. Any Democratic vote to provide money to the thugs who are brutalizing this community is a grave betrayal to the people here. Accountability can't wait.

Presumably he’s so out of shape that the momentum from swinging his belly while caressing the car internally decapitated him.

I continue to live as well.

Reminds me of my apartment sophomore year of college.

Scott Adams was a weird kind of monster.

I hate sci-fi that stops being sci-fi and turns into paranormal. "omg, the aliens are no longer a threat because a jesus".

Falling Skies
28 Years Later
The Matrix