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Posts by Corrence

Gender shouldn't even enter the equation. You GET TO FUCK A WEREWOLF. The novelty factor alone, my gosh.

It's like getting a beer with a chupacabra or playing cards with a Dracula. Terrifying, but I'm down to clown.

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Personally just mainlining Queer Eye until I feel love again.

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Club Mix '97 CD found at a local Goodwill

Club Mix '97 CD found at a local Goodwill

The thrift gods have blessed me yet again.

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Still appears to be the case.

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It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

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It never feels good sending off money to the federal government around this time of year but it has never felt as bad as it does today. I know I have paid to produce so much suffering throughout my entire life but there was always a plausible deniability baked in. Like how they put blanks in one of the firing squad rifles. Could be my money is going to school books or cancer research you could sort of lie to yourself before. But now there are no books being purchased and no research is being done. 

I wonder how long it will take for the fruits of my specific labor to be processed into a neighbor’s anguish? Watch as this brutal machinery transforms the written word into abductions. Something like bureaucratic sublimation. I don’t know if they know how to track that sort of thing and if they ever did they must have fired everyone at that particular agency by now anyway.

It never feels good sending off money to the federal government around this time of year but it has never felt as bad as it does today. I know I have paid to produce so much suffering throughout my entire life but there was always a plausible deniability baked in. Like how they put blanks in one of the firing squad rifles. Could be my money is going to school books or cancer research you could sort of lie to yourself before. But now there are no books being purchased and no research is being done. I wonder how long it will take for the fruits of my specific labor to be processed into a neighbor’s anguish? Watch as this brutal machinery transforms the written word into abductions. Something like bureaucratic sublimation. I don’t know if they know how to track that sort of thing and if they ever did they must have fired everyone at that particular agency by now anyway.

I know I have paid to produce so much suffering throughout my entire life but there was always a plausible deniability baked in. Like how they put blanks in one of the firing squad rifles.

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Y'all got any of that music what ain't got any human in it? Real soulless-like?

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Larry Bird at the Debs home? This little Hoosier boy is gonna faint.

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lol, imagine having the gall to tell Ken Jennings how to host Jeopardy. Bluesky is truly my online home.

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a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know " Alt: a rainbow and a star with the words " i know you know "

There are 2 pounds of copper wire and 3g of gold in every flock camera

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Are we sure this isn't a multi demon/orifice sitch?

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Damn, remember when they would penny out games when they had too many cartridges?

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I'm not a car guy at all, but i don't think my life will be complete until I drive something like this.

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Get 'em! Wield that glorious hair!

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Want you to take me to...bussytown!

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Never Trump Republican? That’s a Republican.
Liberal who is former Republican? Republican.
Moderate? You guessed it buddy.
Lifelong liberal who hates the left? You know what it is.

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i'm doubting the authenticity of the Sparkster action figure because all the promotional materials say ROCKET KNOCKET ADVOCKET ?????

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A robin standing on the ground among branches

A robin standing on the ground among branches

Close up of the cute little robin

Close up of the cute little robin

I should post more of my photos. I just think they're neat.

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Why? Based on this pic, whatever routine you're running at the moment is stunning.

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was once New Amsterdam.

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Only God's greatest warriors can use light mode. Bless up.

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four-time beefing champion and member of the farting while burping hall of fame,

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My imposter syndrome is so bad.

HOW BAD IS IT?

It's so bad, I don't even think America is THE Great Satan.

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bebtween this and the massive warehouse fire I feel like people are starting to Not Take It Anymore

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[GO OUTSIDE]

[TAKE ANTIDEPRESSANTS]

You can choose ONLY one, traveler!

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Zac Brown cooking Applebee's for the Survivor 50 contestants

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