I’m at some friends’ cabin outside of a small town in western Wisconsin for a couple nights. The stars are big and bright, but I’m not seeing anything from the Lyrid Meteor Shower.

They think you're stupid.

A map of south Minneapolis with the words “St. Louis Park” past Uptown, past Lynlake, past Central, almost extending to Powderhorn

This is an egregious incursion.

It was good, but why recast Brick if they’re just going to talk to him on the computer?

I don’t live in any of those places, where should I click?

Big if true

What’s funny about this is that if Texas hadn’t done the same* thing, this never would have happened.

* it’s not really the same, because Virginia actually let their citizens vote on it.

My wife obliterated her ACL and tore her meniscus In February one year, but didn’t have her surgery until June. There was a lot of physical therapy needed to make sure she had a full range of motion before the procedure.

California man arrested for allegedly swapping in pasta for Lego pieces then returning them Irvine police department announces bust in pun-filled social media post about alleged $34,000 Lego looting

I would prosecute this guy RIIIIIIIIGHT after ICE.

TICKET/TAKEN

Nic Cage and John Travolta fight over who has the best off-the-rack black suit in FACE/OFF

I have an extra ticket to the fantastically over-the-top John Woo 1997 movie FACE/OFF on Thursday at 7pm at the Alamo Drafthouse in Woodbury. If anyone would like to join me for free, DMs are open!

The MOTU episode of “The Toys that Made Us” on Netflix is worth a watch.

“The CIA declined to comment”
Feels like that’s gotta be the easiest gig ever, being CIA PR. 100% hit rate in not commenting

Money!

That’s pretty street level!

Maybe this summer The Kids™️ will do Shibuya Scramble Crossing style videos.

For every dollar that goes to a pro arena, $1 must go to street-level businesses.

in honor of The Onion officially taking over InfoWars, what’s a conspiracy theory you 100% believe?

Robert F Kennedy wasn’t killed by Sirhan Sirhan, but by Rosey Grier in an MK Ultra-esque scheme. It’s why his personality changed afterwards, hence “Needlepoint for Men” and “It’s All Right to Cry”.

I know Drivas, I’ll ask him!

I would have loved it when I lived in (Actual) Uptown!

Ooooooh

Do they have the Saint Paul side?

I can think of a lot of people I’d rather see have sex than Guy Fieri.

SURE WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE FOR A LIGHT RAIL TRAIN TO GO THROUGH

Ooooooh

2) I’ll be hosting F1RST WRESTLING: UNLEASHED at the @uptownvfw.org! Doors at 7, show at 8!

A claw from a claw machine!

Hey, it’s my birthday on Saturday!

Two fun ways to help me celebrate:

1) 11AM at NEKO CLAWWW on Lexington at the Roseville -Saint Paul border! Play claw machines to win stuffed toys, trade small ones up for large ones! Don’t want to take ‘em home? Leave ‘em with me and I’ll donate!

nekoclawww.com

And we can still judge folks for jokes about spousal abuse.

“…and beats his wife for amusement.”

Y.I.K.E.S.

Ordered free, still locked up: Judges fume as Trump administration holds ICE detainees A legal maneuver once reserved for death row inmates and suspected terrorists has become the only recourse for immigrant detainees, who have flooded federal courts in California with thousands of peti...

She came here 50 fucking years ago fleeing Pol Pot. Grandmother of 8 locked up by ICE. KISS MY ASS.

Ordered free, still locked up: Judges fume as Trump administration holds ICE detainees

www.latimes.com/california/s...

SKUSS FOR THE SKUSS THRONE!