Unreal timing

Rewatching THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL and my main takeaways are that it’s:

1) A Top 3 Wes

2) A heartbreaking ode to the loss of institutional kindness.

three posts: - gef the toking mongoose: "Dune 2 chicks at the same time" with diedrich bader in his role as Lawrence in Office Space (1999) altered to have blue eyes (eyes of ibad) - emceekayvee mentions/tags diedrich bader - diedrich bader: Thank you for bringing this to my attention

behold, the platonic ideal of social media

Boys only want one thing and it’s disgusting:

The Washington Post headline reads: "Try a ‘fart walk’ to ease the pressure after that big Thanksgiving meal Whatever you do, resist the urge to lie down. November 24, 2025" Accompanying the article if a black ad white photo of someone walking on what appears to be a cold fall day. The camera is capturing their back as they're walking in a park with leaves on the ground. They are wearing a black coat and black leggings. The Washington Post has added radiating yellow lines from their butt to suggest they're farting. The photo credit says the image is from iStock.

Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day

DEEP BLUE SEA isn’t the best movie, but the ten minute stretch of DEEP BLUE SEA where LL Cool J kills a shark with an oven before Samuel L. Jackson’s speech gets interrupted belongs in the Criterion.

@chainsawjr.bsky.social can confirm

This is one of the wildest things I've ever seen in my life.

Zohran cucked Trump in less than an hour, adjust what you think political strength looks like if you don’t think it looks like him

Thrilled to report that the third act of SISU: ROAD TO REVENGE is one of them ones.

This is not helping the fight against AI in the slightest

You can trace Ryan Gosling’s second-act career arc through these posters:

Your honor, I love him:

Bulls 135, Knicks 125.

Bulls improve to 5-0, last undefeated team in the East.

It’s October 1st so I am legally obligated to post the best video ever made:

Can confirm

DC comics planting their flag on the moral high ground on the side of a white nationalist, transphobe while dutifully carrying on his rotten work in the firing of Gretchen Felker-Martin.
The characters of the DC universe would find this despicable.

If the Earth is still around in 20 years, THE LONG WALK will anchor Cooper Hoffman and David Johnson retrospectives. It confirms their movie star status with so much heart and a surplus of stomach-churning moments. Come for the walk and talks; stay to get hollowed out and angry (complimentary).

Max Fried realizing that nature is against the Yankees

A brave squirrel wears Red Sox gear even in Yankee stadium

My friend @ogscottiet.bsky.social made the squirrel in this image of Max Fried sport a little Red Sox hat, and I believe it is a gift that should be shared with the world

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If this isn’t the Showgirl in question, we riot:

he’s trying to do something

EMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR Martin Scorsese 🥹

Wake up, babe — Biggest and Smallest Dumper just dropped.

“A whaaaaaaat?

Deciding which pencil to buy in fifth grade

tired: “Superman saving a squirrel mid-kaiju battle is goofy.”

wired: “Superman saving a squirrel mid-kaiju battle IS goofy and reveals this Superman is a guy more focused on doing good for anyone, anytime, that what the consequences of that good are. Superman saving the squirrel IS Superman.”

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In no uncertain terms, 28 YEARS LATER is THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING for our broken, close-to-dystopia moment.

To paraphrase its ending: F**kin go see it.