He shot the chocolate

Posting a cell phone pic of Newsom’s AI slop meme might be the most Boomer thing ever.

“Hello Iran. Hi, it's JD. How ya doin'? Listen, uh, I'm, I'm sorry about the, the other night. I didn't know that was the way you felt about it. I'll come by the, uh, headquarters or somethin', we could, uh...Can I call you again? Okay. No, Yeah, sure, Okay. So long."

Always enjoyed Boots going into bozo mode at the other place. Then deleting his account, then reactivating as soon as it was time to do a press junket haha

Duvall is a true crasino hunk!

Will the InfoWars store accept HEIpoints?

a man sitting in a chair with his hands folded and a pen in his hand ALT: a man sitting in a chair with his hands folded and a pen in his hand

And that’s that.

But when she got off with that Papa Don’t Preach phase, I tuned out.

“Tan…guy Des…ta…ble”

Freddy wanting his daddy to recognize he’s a farmer.

#OnePerfectShot

It always ties back to CAA. Always.

“Each night when I return the cab to the garage, I have to clean the cum off the back seat. Some nights, I clean off the blood.”

[Pauline in her seat absolutely ROLLING]

Haha her and Sandra Bullock’s CAA agents getting them out on the A.I. shill junkets again.

Even though his ego writes checks his body can’t cash?!

“I’m endeavoring to improve”’ is so Sal Governale Stern Show apology coded.

“Unfortunately I didnt represent myself properly on how I wanted to explain myself.”

ROLLING

Me reading that dumbass’ pharm cocktail list.

Me after reading “rumblehog”

Me reading “chuff bungs”

True that.

His brain is so poster cooked these days.

Posts a bad take. Catches shit. Deletes. Posts a screengrab of the deleted take. Doubles down. Announces he’s taking time away. Is right back at it three days later.

You’re crashing out AGAIN.

“Terrific. A six-demon bag. Sensational. What's in it, Egg?”

“Wind! Fire! Marmalade! All that kind of thing.”

Post a picture of yourself as a doctor.

an older man wearing headphones is sitting in front of a microphone . Alt: Jim Downey wearing headphones is sitting in front of a microphone talking to Conan O’Brien about Jeff Epstein the financier

Three 6 Mafia, the academy award winners?

lol looks like he’s wearing a whole ass set of NFL shoulder pads under that tarp of a coat.

Time for that MCBAIN / LETS GET HARRY double feature!

Not anymore lol.