Those videos Defector posted of Kash Patel randomly falling over while playing hockey makes more sense now we know he's drunk all the time.

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Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

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"issuing correction on previous post of mine, regarding the fascist Tucker Carlson. you do not, under any circumstances, 'gotta hand it to him'"

David Cameron got that pig's head pregnant and thats where wes streeting came from

Fake Melania

A drawing of the artist walking around with a silly smile, while a carabiner holding keys, connected to her pants, is making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sound. Above her is a thought bubble with a robot bearing the caption "Lesbotron 3000", also making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sounds.

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Yeah, but sometimes the memories and grief are good. It's a way to spend time with them again.

Entirely credible.

This will give us a multitude of new stories about how fucking mental Caviezel is. I can't wait.

Elon Musk named SpaceX recovery vessels after ship names from the left wing Scottish writer Iain M Banks' Culture series of sci-fi books, in which every single citizen of the titular Culture is trans.

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Ah, didn't notice that one. Apologies.

Probably from an earlier timeframe than you're looking at for this, but you could reference the French team that won the world cup in 1998, too. Came from all over the world, best player was a Marseille-born son of Algerian immigrants. Faced enormous racism.

It's still a long shot, but even if Hearts win the SPL, Arsenal fucking the EPL and Spurs getting relegated would be the funniest season ever.

And thus I clothe my naked villany
With odd old ends stol'n forth of holy writ;
And seem a saint when most I play the devil.

I'm no expert, but isn't basketball supposed to be non-contact?

Moroccans Renew Call for Spain's Apology Over Rif War Mustard Gas Use Moroccans have renewed calls for Spain to formally acknowledge and apologize for the use of chemical weapons during the Rif War.

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Moroccans Renew Call for Spain’s Apology Over Rif War Mustard Gas Use
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Moroccans are asking not only for an apology, but also for ...

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Please tell me what the Soviet union was doing during the part where it was not fighting Hitler.

A Bluesky post that reads "You realize that for most of WWII the Soviet Union fought against Hitler and the Japanese regime."

There are flying buttresses in Gothic cathedrals and then there's the load bearing that "most" is doing in this sentence.

The fundamental issue is that MI are no longer good. Their batters can't post big enough scores, and their other bowlers can't stop the opposition running riot.

MI's opponents are simply never in a situation where they have to attack Bumrah and risk anything against him.

You can tell a lot about someone based on how they treat hospitality workers.

If they liked him, they wouldn't have said anything to a reporter.

If hospitality workers have nothing good to say of someone, it means he's a shit tipper.

Meanwhile, on Fox News...

Nigel, warm up the Swordfish.