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A review for a Little Caesar’s somewhere by Kevin S: Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier. Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready." Five stars. Will absolutely return.
I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣
Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
jorge jiménez my king does it again
yesss the hobbit happens before the lord of the rings, when bilbo was young and on the journey he took to write the book “there and back again” at the beginning of the LOTR trilogy?
YES! they’re a good time. i’d say start there and see how you feel after those— i haven’t watched the hobbit trilogy so i can’t speak to that one though 😅
i’m not even into it that much (i know nothing about the books or anything else) but the extended versions of the trilogy are a fun watch for a day inside
The twilight town theme really hits…
yall are so cute 😭
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✨ 3rd Major Update – Coming July 21st
Here's a time-lapse of one of the coziest changes:
Mistria's windows now reflect the time of day & weather outside. As it gets darker, rooms will too! Place lamps and fireplaces to dynamically light your space. 🏡
when will people realize how stupid shit like this is 😭 esp the AI created ones like
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Zohran looking out on a victory night crowd.
In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done.
My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.
I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.
he licks you
a rough looking Pokémon
pikachu baby it’s too early in pride season for this you gotta pace yourself
Zohran Mamdani is standing up to the oligarchy and fighting to make one of America’s most expensive cities affordable for the working class.
If you’re a New York City voter, I urge you to rank him #1 on your ballot by next Tuesday.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
a 3d render of clefairy with a sleepy cap on. she is holding onto a fuzzy purple blanket while holding onto the phone with her other hand. she is in the bedroom, cozied up in her bed, with some pillows and books on the floor, and sparkling lights to make the night peaceful.
if you’re playing a solitaire deck against me i’m just conceding the match the second your turns start taking up time
justin long is so cute in jeepers creepers
Screenshot of a Dwebble Pokémon center review saying “Dwebble is looking. Keeps lookin at me with them big ol eyes. always watching.
pixel art sketch of a house on a hill in front of a red sky with twisting winding clouds
i believe
i don’t need it i don’t need it i don’t need it i don’t need it
safety first
Last but not least, these lil chompsters 🐊which one is your fav?
Continuing my crossbreed series, have some bulbies 🌱🌿🍀
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i fear bluesky might soon be joining the facebook graveyard of my apps library
i’m foaming at the mouth i need mine to come neooow
this weeks extra special guest judge, carson kressley’s tethered