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Sec. Hegseth: "It's Just Gay" To Require Our Warriors To Wash Hands After Using The Bathroom

[Creation]

Angel: “Only two legs?”

God: “YUP”

Angel: “But won’t they keep falling over?”

God: “I KNOW! LOL”

Sitting under an awning on a rainy day >>>>>>>>>

Red States Thought They Could Stop Abortions. They Ended Up Stopping Only the Lifesaving Ones. Abortion bans are failing.

Abortion rates in red states have not decreased, aside from medically necessary ones. Pregnancy has become much more dangerous. slate.com/news-and-pol...

Oh no

It’s my sad duty to once again inform you: sometimes exercising actually helps

How old was your kiddo? That is what made it so shitty for me—having a hyperactive 4yo with no outlet for energy, with both me and his dad working

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

Black and white mutt on old stained couch, ears flying overhead, lips very slack and drooling and perhaps explaining how the couch got so stained to start with

Those are his specialty

Black and white mutt on stained and sagging couch, sleeping so very soundly

Rainy day

How Professional Wrestling Prepared Linda McMahon for Trump’s Cabinet The Education Secretary ran the W.W.E. for years with her husband, Vince, an unstable man who, like her new boss, has a genius for inflaming the crowd.

The @newyorker.com just published a really fascinating profile of Linda McMahon by @zhelfand.bsky.social, in which I'm cited and quoted a number of times

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What would your ominously named startup be and what would it do?

My quick & dirty answer is a campsite locator called Vorhees.

But I might circle back with a better answer later.

Could Michael Crichton dunk on a velicoraptor?

The character vs how I drew them

Sometimes very directly! And these fucking nerds still miss the point!

This is so fucking real

TIL

There is a restored fire truck from the 30s with a REAL WORKING SIREN and those guys are doing the lord’s work letting an array of wild-eyed children hit the button

My 10y’s enduring special interest is classic vehicles so I am spending my Sunday at the Lonestar Roundup, where the demographic spread is about 60% grandpas in suspenders, 30% rockabillies carrying babies in band shirts, and 10% neurospicy children careening from truck to truck

Ideal relationship dynamic

Pedro Pascal in two panes, wearing pink shirt, and the text: (“Poets in April”): Daddy is a state of mind, you know what i'm saying? I'm your Daddy

Happy National Poetry Month

Baking set to opera. Found this weirdly satisfying.

His name is Tanguy

He lives in Canada

This is the boyfriend she invented to get out of having to talk to Jonathan Safran Foer

Despite the extreme and well-deserved unpopularity of the Catholic Church in recent decades, the fact that the pope acts like he’s not scared of Donald Trump and politely tells him to go fuck himself has made the pope very popular. I wonder if there is any lesson to learn from this.

A digital pencil-style drawing of famous professional wrestler, film actor, and game show contestant Ox Baker. He’s an immense, beefy bald man, with sharply angled eyebrows that curl into points and a long, voluminous mutton chop mustache. He was known for wearing custom message tees that said things like ‘YOU WILL HATE ME’ and ‘THE GREAT HEART PUNCHER’ but the white tee he is wearing here reads ‘MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN TODAY’.

Oh my god

Someone told me once THE ART OF WAR was a manual for idiot failsons who kept forgetting to do things like feed their troops and shit. I don’t know if that’s true or not, but

Black and white mutt in distance of overgrown back yard. He looks very dignified and a little bossy.

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