For you, Caitlyn
"M" = MAGA
"F" = FAIL
Posts by Darth Tugmutton
My good friend Geoff @gjrboston.bsky.social needs 28 more new followers to hit his 40K.
Surely there are 28 of my friends who can help him achieve his target.
EVERY day is TACO Tuesday!
Trunt ALWAYS Chickens Out.
Trunt is clearly sinking ever deeper into dementia.
When evening came, non-believers approached the strait in an oil tanker. A strong wind was blowing and the waters grew rough. They saw Orange Jesus walking on the water, sweeping the mines before him. He said to them, โI shall obliterate everyone.โ Then they were willing to run the strait.
J6:16-21
TDS isn't just for Sundays anymore!
Wow. Just as plain as that.
AND LO, as soon as the threat had passed of facing mortal danger with a bunch of suckers and losers, His bone spurs were miraculously healed. PRAISE BE to Himself. Hallelujah!
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There's only one God I'd even begin to believe in: whatever one obliterates this pox and all who worship him. ๐ฉ
There's absolutely NOTHING that Trunt can't fuck up.
All of Trunt's jerkdicks will fall of their own weight eventually. It's just taking too long.
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"Mi pillow es tu pillow!"
The GOP has finally released its Big Beautiful healthcare plan.
"SNAP OUT OF IT!"
GRIFTERS GONNA GRIFT
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