He medicated quite heavily with ket so idk if that cancels it out

Just casually eating uncooked new potatoes as a snack.

Hugh Bonneville started his live ITV London News interview on Downton Abbey by talking about Gaza.

; big respect to this kid being interviewed live about his A-level results who takes the opportunity to say "free Palestine!" and highlight that the BBC is complicit in genocide, while the journalist stumbles awkwardly to respond. 👏🏻🇵🇸

#FreePalestine #Gaza

Recently I've started putting BBC Breakfast on in the background in the mornings, a show I now understand to be entirely dedicated to Remembrance. I need someone to do the maths on how much of this broadcast is just b-roll of cenotaphs.

The Hole in The Ring - That Mitchell and Webb Look YouTube video by cazsnozebun

I require Amol Rajan to lose his job on University Challenge immediately.

youtu.be/rAsbPl_-fAY?...

OH MY GOD 😭

OK but I fully read this in John Lithgow's voice as well and it checks out.

I'm just one of those little fainting girls from the 1960s

Just saw an impromptu Paul McCartney perform Can't Buy Me Love live and screamed so hard I understand Beatlemania.

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

you don't need to ask me how my week is going, you simply need to know that I have just typed the word "Batman" into a box asking for my surname

Prince, Tom Petty, Steve Winwood, Jeff Lynne, more - "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" | 2004 Induction YouTube video by Rock & Roll Hall of Fame

Steve Winwood and Dhani Harrison confirmed for ELO's final gig means somehow I am realising a pipedream of getting to see all the alive ones from the greatest video ever recorded and I feel like my frontal lobe is about to launch into space.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SFN...

“We need a Joe Rogan of the left” no we need climate Lenin

Had my surgery yesterday and he was back to his old dour self in my pre-op meet until he spotted I was watching the new Bridget Jones, lit up, and went off one one about how much he loved it. WHO IS THIS MAN?

Big Ben's face is pixelated on the news. I hope this will adequately protect its identity.

Once again a reminder of Michel Londry (washing machine) Jean LeJardin (smart garden) and Jacques Shoerack (...shoerack) because if you're not naming inanimate household objects after french men what are you doing.

Daniel is absolutely right and also I would like to go on record stating that I think all art should be 100x hornier

Sony’s Japanese Minidisc ads with Jamiroquai are straight up iconic

Pierre Mauroy - Wikipedia

Off to Lille in a couple of weeks and thought I'd read about the guy the stadium there is named after and have realised I've totally stopped believing politicians could be like this. He's like a mythical creature.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre_...

kylie: 🎵i'm spinning around🎵

me: lol cool have fun

kylie: 🎵move out of my way🎵

me: what wait no that's not... kylie listen this is not how we build a society

Britain, where even our most historically notorious iconoclasts are basically just boring driving gloves Tories wearing clown outfits

This is Chris Morris' world and we're just living in it.

black smoke from the sistine chapel, as the papal conclave has failed to successfully burn all evidence of centuries of coordinated child abuse

Spending from now until whenever my surgery is rescheduled worrying that my teeth are now in some kind of Final Destination scenario. They should not have survived past today.

SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES

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FILLING BOLOGNESE, HUH?

Surgery got cancelled so now my teeth are spoilt and confused.

MegaBrelvin bestriding the Indian countryside like a COLOSSUS. Walk around him, ladies and gentlemen. A colossus.