2054, 6 years after the collapse of American farming. strapping on my gladiator armor for the next death match: ugh haha yeah do you remember microsoft teams

What. A. Rascal.

Why did the Star Wars movies come out as 4,5,6,1,2,3?

In charge of scheduling, Yoda was…

"I want to discuss today.... is less the rising cost of everything, but the rising everyness of cost."

This summed it up perfectly for me, great read thanks.

"OMG I've been signed up to the beta testing wait list for years, why do I never get to try out the cool new features!?"

I prefer the more traditional:

"Wouldn't (⁠☞ﾟ⁠ヮﾟ⁠)⁠☞ you ☜(ﾟ⁠ヮﾟ⁠☜⁠) like to know?"

A photo of the alcove above a window in pastel tones

This is the year to take more photos, so here's my #alphabetchallenge for #WeekAforAngles

A black and white puppy peeking over the arm of a sofa with a paw next to her face.

Hi Bluesky 👋

I heard the internet likes puppies, so here's mine