Thinking about the 2021 BNSF train-barge collision where the post-accident interviewer was asking the train crew if they can steer the train

U.S. Populace Appoints Designated Survivor

At least they left Queens alone

Look what they did to my beautiful city

Hahahaha fuckin based

Jelly Roll, Carín León, FIFA Sound - Lighter (FIFA World Cup 2026™) [Official Lyric Video] YouTube video by FIFA

This song is NOTTTT it youtu.be/n5LixsSFMTg

Are you subtweeting me

Scary to think if I left on time yesterday, this very well could've been me

I should've been home an hour ago *sigh*

Should've been you

Why is it so bright outside

Doesn't matter why, only thing that matters is that I'm here to stay :^)

Wow, very amazing

No they're not

I don't even know if I do have that ancestry lmao

Reminds me of a country

Is that why you steal jokes, raven roo

More like you're the 🦴r

I ain't eating at Wendy's anymore so NO

Wtf are u even posting anymore

You're an example of how dumbasses come in different flavors

Looks like the drunk just woke up

You're going first for that charge, buddy

Wasn't cuz of my hard cider, I'll tell ya that much. If I get arrested, its because of something more haram lmfao

They almost did once actually LMFAO

My cider is so hard right now, you don't even know

No, I also drink hard cider. See this is how I AM SURE that you don't know me like ffs

stop projecting + u suck

Omfg I can't believe ur drinking again

Crude writing on a wall saying "Cock Meat Sandwich"