You’re an artist!

I’m going to a very vanilla bachelorette party this weekend. They requested everyone to prepare a presentation about something we’re passionate about. Someone in attendance has been whorephobic on multiple occasions so I am m doing a presentation on how to recognize internalized whorephobia ✨

If you are attractive and wearing glasses within eyeshot of me, I *will* attempt to seduce and destroy you. 🥵

I love the smell of fear in the morning ✨

I am a huge proponent of watching films in the theater, but some are really meant to be experienced on a crowded couch yapping with all your gay friends. Conclave is one of those movies. What a bunch of divas.

February books are officially open and I am ready for romance (overwhelming your pleasure centers until your chest caves in)

❤️‍🔥

Literally just Sephora brand matte liquid lip - 01 Always Red with a plumping gloss over. My go to for the last four years!

Devotion is inevitable.

I am currently blowing through 11/22/63 by King; started it on a 24 hr solo road trip and it’s probably my favorite audiobook of all time!

I am nothing but appetite.

My naughty and nice list is based solely on who bought me a holiday present. :)

Merry Christmas. Mommy loves you! 💋

You know the rules: you hump it, you eat it.

Me leaving the hotel after getting paid to watch a movie while a man suckles on my tit and dry humps my freshly pedicured feet ✨

Eyes wide shut and Carol are my go to Christmas movies!

Thank you for this list Zoey! Would love to be added. 💋

Sex workers are the coolest small businesses you can support btw

What a great pack! Fellow Mommy here! 💋

Let me see you in all leather

Omg was going to ask to be on here but realized i already was ✨

Sinking into this blue place feels reeeeally good. Don’t you agree?

Sorry guys I’ve been gatekeeping my hotness (not posting)

Sorry I can’t sext right now I’m crying over Paul Reubens

You flag with a hanky, I flag with vintage Dior

Hi Barbie! 💖

Hoping to be there late august 🫶

What a privilege it is to watch