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Posts by brokenphilip

also, in case you haven't noticed, these screenies were taken on mobile - the game works great via steam link :3

1 week ago 0 0 0 0
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i think it's cool how, when you use the control point table in the new remastered poker night, it gets "captured" by whoever the chip lead is:

1. nobody/contested
2. max
3. tycho
4. the player

(heavy/strong bad show the RED team logo/strong badia flag respectively)

1 week ago 1 0 1 0
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🌺Monochromatic portraits: $15
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#commission #art #ttrpg #dnd #BRart

1 week ago 15 7 0 1
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here are some highlights from yesterday's Toy Fair in Belgrade 🇷🇸 (Сајам аутића, акционих фигура, Лего и Киндер играчака, стрипова и сличица)

including, but not limited to, cars, action figures, LEGO, Kinder surprises, comic books and trading cards :3

nitter thread:
nitter.net/i/status/204...

2 weeks ago 2 0 0 0
Three Years of BulbToys
Three Years of BulbToys YouTube video by brokenphilip

from a simple NFS Carbon trainer in 2023, to a complete game modding framework in 2026, i have spent hundreds of hours working on my biggest project ever

in this video, i showcase the development of BulbToys from its anniversary in 2024 up until today

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdyN...

3 weeks ago 2 0 0 0
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i'm 2 weeks late, but it's finally here

presenting: Three Years of BulbToys

this took much, MUCH longer to cook than what i was expecting... nearly 100 hours of work spanning 3 whole weeks, but i'm also very happy with how it turned out :3

🧵 1/2

3 weeks ago 3 0 1 0

to clarify: adding abandon bans to casual is NOT the solution

the SOLUTION is to tell the matchmaker not to start a match as soon as it finds 12 players

it's stupidly obvious (by the large amount of people insta-leaving, first and foremost) that nobody wants to play a 6v6...

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0
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wouldn't be surprised if the cheater bots, which eventually turned into slot-stealing bots, are now poisoning the matchmaker with bots that instantly disconnect as soon as they find a match

but there's also a good portion of people that don't want to bother with an empty server

3 weeks ago 0 0 1 0

it has been nearly 5 months, and there have been zero improvements ever since - if anything, it has only gotten worse, and now *most* matches are affected by it

the only exceptions to this rule are popular maps (which get boring very quickly) or payload (garbage tiktok slop)

3 weeks ago 0 0 1 0

the issue is obvious: there have been tweaks to the matchmaker around halloween (to promote faster match finding, i assume) that have remained ever since

and now, it has the opposite effect - it's finding matches way too fast. so fast, in fact, that it's terribly inefficient

3 weeks ago 0 0 1 0
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hopped on tf2 for the first time in 3 weeks the other day and i can safely say that i had one of the most unplayable experiences to date, strongly rivaling the era of the bot crisis

Every Single Match was either DOA, a spawncamping steamroll (giving and receiving end), or both

3 weeks ago 5 0 1 0

i'm still heartbroken that i wasn't able to finish it for today, but i'm simply human, and a very slow one at that

but, i'm also a perfectionist, and i won't stop working on it until it is perfect, however long it takes!

have a good rest of your day, and 'til then, farewell! :3

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

in case you've noticed my absence across all socials, this is why, and i will continue to be absent until it is complete

i will be away from my pc for a few days, but as soon as i'm back i will continue to put my sweat, blood and tears and release something i'm happy with

1 month ago 0 0 1 0

after reflecting on my progress so far, it's become evident that my exhaustion and burnout are getting the best of me, and that the finish line is just way too far away

i cannot, in good faith, show it to the public in this rushed state - it simply needs more time in the oven

1 month ago 0 0 1 0

good morning, and happy 3-year anniversary to my biggest project ever !!

i was cooking something special up for the occasion and, despite working on it for 60+ hours the past week (alongside working a job and chores), it will unfortunately have to be delayed for a couple of days

1 month ago 1 0 1 0
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i cross-post from twitter to bluesky whenever i don't forget this site exists but honestly i barely use social media as-is lol

1 month ago 1 0 0 0
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🐦 🪞

1 month ago 2 0 0 0
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🌳☀️

2 months ago 7 0 0 0

thankfully i'm not working the morning or early day shift today because i would've been fucked otherwise >w<

i've been trying to fix my fractured sleep for a week straight with zero results, and NOW my body randomly decides to sleep properly and fuck up all my plans?? awesome :3

2 months ago 2 0 0 0

the human body is truly fascinating and needs to be studied

for the past month i wasn't able to sleep for longer than 2 hours at a time, no exceptions

i accounted for this when i went to bed at 10pm last night, so i can wake up super early

...11 hours of uninterrupted sleep :3

2 months ago 3 0 1 0

apparently they removed the dim color mode from the desktop twitter website because they "don't have the capacity to support 3 colors"

what a sick joke

lights out is so disgusting, i'm surprised it was the more popular "dark mode"

oh well, makes me want to use twitter less, a good thing really :3

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

it's interesting how, for most people, their ideal vision of randomness is less random than true randomness

i wonder if that's cuz of our pattern-seeking brains, even though there are no patterns in true randomness by design/"definition" :3

2 months ago 1 0 0 0
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2 months ago 3 0 2 0

i hope so too, thank you!! :3

2 months ago 1 0 0 0
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all i'll say is, i've been gathering the strength, motivation and free-time for the past several YEARS to finally begin working on this and, despite 2026 being a continously terrible year so far, i hope that it won't prevent me from releasing my biggest passion project to date :3

2 months ago 3 0 0 0

while i have hinted or talked about it in smaller circles, i don't want to announce anything yet, particularly because i don't want to make promises that i'm not yet sure i can fulfill

i just wanted to let y'all know about my absence and that i'll be a bit harder to reach, fttb

2 months ago 3 0 1 0
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yeah i'm going through another "Disappearance Episode" but it's for a good reason, trust me!!

i'm locked-in on what is my biggest and most ambitious programming project to date :3

i even bought a laptop for the first time in my life just so i could work on it every chance i get

2 months ago 4 0 2 0

it gets worse !! :3

SSD:
- 165€ in august
- 305€ in december
- 325€ today

RAM:
- 170€ in august
- 685€ in december
- 970€ today

the entire PC:
- was 1315€ in august
- would've been 1970€ in december (655€ increase)
- would've been 2270€ today (another 305€ increase)

2 months ago 2 0 1 0
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just found the new fastest way to crash need for speed: carbon :3

pressing esc + enter on free roam

(video is recorded in NFSCO, but it happens in vanilla as well)

3 months ago 4 0 0 0

it took 9.5 years and 2 transfer tools (ie. across 3 different strange scatterguns) but it's finally done :3

3 months ago 3 1 0 0