a man in a wheelchair is sitting at a desk in an office . ALT: a man in a wheelchair is sitting at a desk in an office .

Lord, am I not into working today...

Bath time sunset...

Quite lucky living here really...

The hot tub is open for business again...

My after dinner snacks are poppin'...

Big fat pizza and big fat midweek wine...

It's been a really long week...

I've had two weeks off from school, been to Korea, attended a grueling funeral and caught up with gorgeous friends...

And tomorrow I have to go back to work 😔

So today I have been steadily drinking in the garden to stave off the doom.

That will work tomorrow, yeah?

NOW a warning!?

Transformers Amalgamous Prime... Ready to unbox!

Little welcome home present waiting for me when we got back... 😍

Sunrise in Seoul...

Oooh, we're up early for our flight home...

...but this view helped, I have to say.

OK for fun: top funniest tweet ever? I am torn between "moon's haunted" and "Denise I was at your wedding."

Long-ass walk up a mountain to the fortress in Suwon... But beautiful at the top.

Also, the world's most insane library!

Snack time....!

You should definitely call it something different.

Turn up with some of this...

There is still a whole group of friends of the host who only know me as Gay-Jesus

Happy Easter, Sinners...

(Annual roll-out of this on-brand party outfit)

Today's adventures: a ridiculous library, a beautiful temple, more robots, and silly drinks on Homo Hill where the gays hang out...

This deserved more love...

Also being a total tourist today but it's been lovely.

Sound of the Underground, mate...

Changing of the guard at the Seoul Royal Palace

The cover for my forthcoming synth album...

Sexy laundry strip...

Parks and recreation, Seoul style...

Culture and K-Pop, darlings...

Seoul at night...

Street food extravaganza

Seoul city scape at night

It's rubbish here...

There is also a road called Toy Street.

Toy Street = Underpriced Blokees!

#Transformers #Blokees

Had a night and a day in Seoul and it is wonderful...

If you'd been there when the helpful lady said our room was ready (3 hours early) you'd have heardme audibly gasp "Oh Sweet Jesus, thank god!"

Seoul street art.

Right. I'm here... We've landed, reclaimed, portpassed, bussed and got to our hotel. I've used the robot toilet and had a shower and I feel human again...

My brain tells me go and explore, get cocktails, see amazing sights.

My heart wants to have a massive nap...

For a modest fee we have internet in the sky, and it never ceases to amaze me.

We really are living in the future...

Airport booze? Groundbreaking...

In return for information about the thieves, Crimestoppers are offering a large bounty.

Horrorstör... By Grady Hendrix. Murder in an off-brand IKEA.

I cannot wait to start this...

Don't tell anyone, but I actually left a shade*before* midnight.

And I'm very happy with my choices...

Revenge in Brighton... Which weirdly I went to last night, 27 years later.

And still had an ace time.