oh my god we are doomed

Ah I see the Times has fired up the ol' conservative commentator is sorry generator again.

He's a liar and a killer. I don't know what else to tell people, he's a rich eugenicist, he wants as many poor people as possible to die in the name of 'health.' He's a genuinely and uniquely malign figure in American life and his appointment was an act of violence

if you are falling for tucker carlson’s bullshit pls let me know so i can block you 🫶🏼

so weird how this keeps happening

i choose to believe

pope leo: murder is bad

every republican: how dare you mention me

Trump is running an interesting experiment in how many self-identified Christian Americans have actual religious commitments and how many are just into it because it provides a means for the socially defensible expression of bigotry bsky.app/profile/bria...

my son has never seen rory lose a masters. good luck charm? some are saying!

And if it comes and goes and nothing happens, and the apologists say “it was just a threat to get them to buckle, he never meant he’d actually do it,” it is morally correct to punch them in the face.

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

WHERE is one shining moment i want to go to BED

Me, joking: I can’t believe we chose “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally”

Conservatives, dead serious: it was a tough choice, but I’m glad we picked “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally”

if you’ve been there and you answer any other city/town, i question you

harrison arkansas, please never make me go back

never misses

should i send this to my very catholic relatives who voted for this admin y/n

I know it’s competing with an illegal war and 10,000 other major scandals but I feel like people should be making a bigger deal out of the DefSec systematically trying to resegregate the military

it’s so funny that they expect us to believe this shit. like, we HEAR him talk every day lady. that man thinks claiming asylum means INSANE ASYLUMS

this will always be my answer

when i was in high school i snuck into my parents’ room in the middle of the night and painted my dad’s fingernails and toenails while he was asleep. the phone call i got on the way to school was the funniest thing ever. happy april fools lol

Respect my trans homies or I'm gonna identify as a fucking problem.

My official statement on Trans Visibility Day:

They’d rather the country be poorer and whiter than rich and diverse. Of course when the pie shrinks, the rich will demand the same amount and will tell you the crumbs you’re left with are because of immigrants or trans people or DEI. bsky.app/profile/apne...

putting it into the universe that i get put on this list 🤞🏼

i love harry potter and it was a massive part of my childhood, but i refuse to put any more money in the pocket of that horrible woman. i won’t be watching.

ugh bummer, what a fun ride though

Mr. Buria chastised the Army secretary for selecting Maj. Gen. Antoinette R. Gant, a combat engineer who served in Iraq and Afghanistan, to take command of the Military District of Washington, said three current and former defense and administration officials familiar with the exchange. The command provides security and performs ceremonial duties in the nation's

Gutter racism. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/27/u...

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAA

i’m having heart palpitations