According to my sources, this is #cool and #good

This is 36.

The state of Tennessee is closed today, so I’m at home doing this 🩶

“The moon doesn’t have to be full and bright every night to be loved… and neither do you.” 🌒 🩶

Lil Murphy 🥹

I need to start TikTok’ing them, we are getting in way too deep 😂

Thank you for the private chats, we found our go-to places 🩵

My baseball card collecting friends, where are your favorite places to grab some? Online or in person!

Could be worse! Making the best of it 🥂

Going into 2025 with an official diagnosis of Lupus and a brand new outlook on what it means to live. Cheers 🥂

There is always time for her 🩷

Post your queen(s) 💜
I refused to settle for one.

5 hours of work, then daaays of rest until next week. Happy Christmas Eve 🎄

What I meant to say was go to H E doublehockeysticks, Vols, for embarrassing me 🥲 (jk love you all forever but damn…)

Let’s go Vols! 🧡

I don’t remember who said it or where I read it, but it’s holding true throughout the holiday season…

The peace I feel without your presence is worth the risk of being painted as the villain in your story. 🩶

Find your peace, whatever it takes.

Leave it to the Yankees to take Max Fried and make him look like Ben Shapiro

I can agree with that!

I love Dexter, but appreciate it for being more “campy” than what I typically watch. Breaking Bad is good too, but I think the subject matter is just so heavy… I can’t seem to “cheer” for anyone on the show, it just fills me with stress and anxiety 😂

This is only a fraction and my husband is determined to ensure I see every movie ever made, and every “worthy” show — currently watching Breaking Bad and Dexter for the first time.

It’s time for “millennial pop culture FAIL confessions.” I have never watched any of the following:

Borat
The Devil Wears Prada
Castaway
Game of Thrones
Gilmore Girls
Grey’s Anatomy
Inglourious Basterds
Kill Bill
Ocean’s 11-13
The Notebook
Spiderman 2
500 Days of Summer

…I’m SORRY!

I love Christmas.

Me all day: Txt “STOP” to 13579

This is your end-of-year reminder to cancel all those subscriptions + emails/texts about sales you don’t need and start fresh in the new year 🫶

I’ve been called a psychopath for being of the mouth-closed variety

Mascara application: mouth open or mouth closed? 👁️👁️

More like a bunch of Netflixes and Hulus if you ask me

Happy Friday the 13th, official birthday of Taylor Swift 🫶

I’M JUST A KID
AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE