I have the same philosophy but being married to a paleontologist means it occasionally backfires on me.

May everyone who approved and made this spend their lives one piece of toilet paper short, parking at least 10 blocks, and falling asleep to horny cicadas.

I spend a lot of time in Oxygen Not Included trying to keep my dupes from dying in stupid ways and peeing on everything, so if any world leaders would like tips on handling the U.S. right now, hmu.

Pressed Pour on the water dispenser which promptly displayed April Fools and did not give me my water. I’m too tired of tech oligarch bullshit to put up with sass from a fucking water dispenser.

I cannot recall a time in history when the average American has known the name of most Secretaries. To successfully staff the government with so many complete assholes and losers that Burgum doesn't even make the cut truly highlights what a bowl of unflushed turds we have now.

Battlemech looming over highway with sign “Lgbtq rights enforced by battlemech”

We must believe in a world to create that world

The group when I rush in to tell them someone's killed the singing telegram girl.

If you ask him about this later Johnson will claim he hasn’t seen it.

Awesome!

Even if you ignore the rumors from two different shows, after everything came out about Whedon he said he'd still work from him and at that's enough for me.

I have the show and movie on Blu-ray and have watched them in the "correct" order. I have every comic and every board game and posters and loot crates because I enjoyed it so much despite the obvious problems. Between Whedon, Baldwin, and Fillion, I just feel sad thinking of the new one.

Yes, indeed, a thought experiment.

A nation that can launch long-range missiles at another nation unprovoked is a terrorist nation.
The United States is launching long-range missiles at another nation unprovoked.
The United States is...?

Fresh Elm wood boards, topped with runes made from Ash wood.

New Rune sets in progress. Perfect for Ask and Embla, the runes up top are Ash, and the boards below are Elm reclaimed by @woodfromthehood.bsky.social
I’ve never worked with Elm before - it has a pleasant smell, almost like cedar or juniper.

#woodworking #runes #elderfuthark

Diiiiiiiick Rockets!!

I think that’s just dick rockets

The dick whistles I am up to speed on

Uhhhh, yes?

Not sure what a silly spiral dough mixer is but I’m excited to find out.

Those children deserved better than this and the people of Ohio deserve better than you.

“A man who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.”
— John Stuart Mill

A Stegosaurus cross stitch on black walnut wood.

A table of cross stitch blanks sealed and drying.

Trying to get as many blanks done as possible. I’ll be teaching in Wahpeton, ND this June, and I have a vendor table at Snow Daze (St. Cloud, MN) this April. Lots of new designs.

If you’re interested in carving and woodworking opportunities in the Midwest, check out www.carvinghub.org

#woodwork

Super niche this-is-how-you-do-it folks hold the internet together

Maybe there’s a YouTube channel with 4 followers and 3 videos that give the code for every model?

When I visited in 1994 my hosts explained it was more efficient and I, a high school football player, calmly explained that they definitely weren’t.

The bones are solid and you'll get some good time out of what there is. I finished the story and am playing Battle Brothers while I wait for more content.

67maxxing Boat

Thought this was a @gailsimone.bsky.social post, it’s that good and horrific (in the best way).

Once you know that Burgum’s fortune is in carbon capture it makes more sense

Didn’t they just blame the Obama video on an intern?

When I grew up wishing for a Fallout show I should’ve wished for a good one.