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Chiitan loves transgender people from the bottom of my heartπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

From a fairy like Chiitan, it seems natural for everyone to live as their true selves. That’s why, until the day Chiitan disappears and is gone, I’ll keep sending gentle messages so that all transgender people can live happily.

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emergency cat transmission processor

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"this mf has NO brain"

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mayodonoche

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Portal comic. Currently Wheatley is on the mainframe and GLaDOS is a potato.
Wheatley: Look, for the record, I'm just saying that I THINK that within the next 2 years. AI will have replaced most major pollinators.
GLaDOS: ...Just keep pretending to ignore him, he'll probably...
The text on Chell's shirt: Agreed. We should ignore him.
GLaDOS: Are... you? Doing that? On purpose? With your shirt?
The shirt: No, I am the shirt. Please don't let the person wearing me know I can do this.

Portal comic. Currently Wheatley is on the mainframe and GLaDOS is a potato. Wheatley: Look, for the record, I'm just saying that I THINK that within the next 2 years. AI will have replaced most major pollinators. GLaDOS: ...Just keep pretending to ignore him, he'll probably... The text on Chell's shirt: Agreed. We should ignore him. GLaDOS: Are... you? Doing that? On purpose? With your shirt? The shirt: No, I am the shirt. Please don't let the person wearing me know I can do this.

GLaDOS (to Chell): Hey, I need you to lift me up so I can get a good view of your upper torso. For... normal reasons.
Chell complies.
GLaDOS: Thanks.
The shirt: You really know how to talk to the ladies!
GLaDOS: Come on.
The shirt: Anyways. Want to know my deal? I'm the ghost of Cave Johnson. Told the lab boys to make me immortal. Didn't say how.
GLaDOS (shorting out in surprise): WHAT???
The shirt: Hahahaha. No I'm fucking with you.

GLaDOS (to Chell): Hey, I need you to lift me up so I can get a good view of your upper torso. For... normal reasons. Chell complies. GLaDOS: Thanks. The shirt: You really know how to talk to the ladies! GLaDOS: Come on. The shirt: Anyways. Want to know my deal? I'm the ghost of Cave Johnson. Told the lab boys to make me immortal. Didn't say how. GLaDOS (shorting out in surprise): WHAT??? The shirt: Hahahaha. No I'm fucking with you.

GLaDOS (to Wheatley): Hey, you up there!
Wheatley: Hah, are you finally gonna admit I'm right?
GLaDOS: No, I need you to look at the human's shirt. And tell me what it says.
Wheatley: ...That's a trick question innit.
GLaDOS: No, I actually want to know.
Wheatley: You're trying to make me stare at a woman's chest so I look sexist.
GLaDOS: I'm asking you an actual question.
Wheatley: I've never done it, ever. Don't even know what they have there. Never will, because I'm not sexist. Or maybe this is an advanced ploy to make it look like I can't read. I can, I mean I do, so much. Love books. Been reading the Odyssey. Not sure if you know that one, but I'm already on the part with his son...
GLaDOS: That's the start of the book.
Wheatley: SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT!!!! UP!!!!
Chell looks down at her shirt to see the text says "get ketchup on me for twenty extra points".

GLaDOS (to Wheatley): Hey, you up there! Wheatley: Hah, are you finally gonna admit I'm right? GLaDOS: No, I need you to look at the human's shirt. And tell me what it says. Wheatley: ...That's a trick question innit. GLaDOS: No, I actually want to know. Wheatley: You're trying to make me stare at a woman's chest so I look sexist. GLaDOS: I'm asking you an actual question. Wheatley: I've never done it, ever. Don't even know what they have there. Never will, because I'm not sexist. Or maybe this is an advanced ploy to make it look like I can't read. I can, I mean I do, so much. Love books. Been reading the Odyssey. Not sure if you know that one, but I'm already on the part with his son... GLaDOS: That's the start of the book. Wheatley: SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT!!!! UP!!!! Chell looks down at her shirt to see the text says "get ketchup on me for twenty extra points".

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yaaaaaay

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Green Guy With Glasses (PLEASE GO VIRAL)
Green Guy With Glasses (PLEASE GO VIRAL) YouTube video by Daniel Hentschel

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im helping him

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Optimized my game's ultra-high precision decimal type by like 100x. Turns out learning how to read more complex maths is starting to pay off. That and getting comfortable with logarithms especially.

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I hate that I can hear this effortlessly.

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man who's that ravishing fella in the second spot on the list there

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yea

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i saw the same words, rise instead of surrender

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Day 21 - Iterators

#RWArtMonth #rainworld

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COME ON MF CMON

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the first nipple ever

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the funniest part is that what tipped me off was that duke is holding a coffee cup rather than a can or bottle of beer

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I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm

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a "quickie", if you will

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May the luck be in your favor.

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just for the sake of trying it out. Like, there's nothing that says I have to be "me". It irks people and freaks them out when I spontaneously act differently, but that's the worst of it. I've tried all manner of things recently. New identities, new behaviors, new activities, just to see them all.

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I had a bit of an odd moment a few days ago. Jokingly you might say I realized I have free will. But that's basically it.

I realized everything is whatever you make it. So I started exploring. These past few days I have tried being new things virtually, randomly changing my personality traits (1/2)

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Chat, are we cooked?

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yea thats basically how it happened

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luigi fucking dies

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Game: Spank the Monkey (2002, Flash)
TAS Authors: zapkt, Spikestuff & synabler
Source: tasvideos.org/7005M

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