The hate u give little infants fucks everybody

The only way to rationalize killing babies to avenge other babies is if you think some babies inherently matter more than others. A premise I fundamentally reject, and an absolutely obscene thing to put on an innocent child’s legacy.

I don’t accept a reality where babies have to die for the evils committed by adults. Nor do I accept a reality where some babies are considered more expendable than other babies.

-The part where Zero sounds out Mary Lou like mar-yelo is commentary on the whole phonics debate and you can’t convince me otherwise

-The scene where Zero hits Pendanski with a shovel is still the most satisfying thing ever lmao. I remember seeing this in the theater when I was 10 and everyone started cheering like a football stadium at that scene 💀

-these adults are morons for going forward with destroying Zero’s records when they know Stanley heard them. He’s obv gonna get out eventually and tell?

-you’re telling me this camp for juvenile offenders 100 miles into the desert has exactly three (3) adults on staff?

-That peach juice that’s been sitting in a jar in the desert for a century would definitely be alcoholic by that point, right? Is the puking implying that Zero is sloshed?

Rewatched Holes and a few thoughts:

-Free Magnet, he did nothing wrong 😤

Who called it insomnia and not resisting a rest

Honestly? I don’t particularly care if the Chinese government knows that l watched a livestream of a feral cat colony eating a Costco rotisserie chicken lol

“Tis the anniversary of my daring escape from the womb

I got this fuzzy blanket for Christmas and lo and behold these guys are absolutely obsessed with it and keep leaving drool spots on it lmao

The 🎵 Allied 🎵 Command 🎵 ignored 🎵 all 🎵 of 🎵 its 🎵 men 🎵 and 🎵 called 🎵 on 🎵 Snoopy 🎵 to 🎵 do 🎵 it 🎵 again 🎵

HELP my little cousin (7M) just said skibidi toilet rizz and now I (31F) have to explain to my mom (65F) what that means 😭

Mood lol

(I’m not rich enough to confirm or deny so I’m choosing to believe it)

If kids movies have taught me anything, there are exactly 2 types of butlers:

-the silent guardian/best friend who is looking our for/rooting for the underdog main character unbeknownst to their direct boss
-the bad guy

is this a safe place to admit that idk what norad does other than track santa

Rankin and Bass really said “hey you know that cute little song about the drummer boy? Let’s make a kids cartoon where the boy’s parents get murdered, he gets kidnapped and human-trafficked, and his pet lamb gets crushed by a Roman chariot. Merry Christmas!”

“well tonight thank God it’s them instead of you” is an absolutely unhinged line to put in a Christmas song about philanthropy

Almost Advent reflections: Something deeply poetic and edenic about how along with His own parents, the first of His creation God Incarnate appeared to and dwelt among were the animals.

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

Not to be that friend who’s too unwoke but could we please get ONE live-action Snow White movie that doesn’t end with Snow White staging a coup to overthrow the queen? It’s simply not that deep bruh, just let them ride off into the sunset and throw me the serotonin I came here for 😭

“Jesus why does this area have only one set of footprints?”

“My child, it was there that I held space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity”

If we’re gonna arrest people for violating the sanctity of public restrooms, may I humbly suggest we start with the people who for some reason feel the need to paint the walls and seat with their fecal matter?