(i logged into the last clinic and realised i literally just had to upload all six pics and copy/paste the captions so, alas, i finished their dumb fucking posts for the week.)

been wondering why i've been so 🫠 the last week and then i started getting cramps earlier today and i went "ah. that makes sense."

you'd think after however many years i'd have learned by now. and yet.

put too much effort into my fuckign job again and ran out of steam ¾ths of the way thru haaghhhdjfjd

fuck it the last clinic gets one scheduled post for tomorrow and i'll finish the rest of them tomorrow night

This is Achrioptera manga, a giant phasmid or stick insect native to Madagascar.

The specific epithet, "manga" means blue in Malagasy & it's not hard to see why. Only males are blue.

The tiny back wings ("alae") are an example of brachyptery: they're useless for flight, but have other functions.

The giant omelette from Neopets but with a gudetama face from Sanrio.

🩷🌳🍳 NEOPETS GIANT OMELETTE x GUDETAMA Kyojintama! The titan omelette and a cute Gyudechama seeming to cosplay Aisha. 😊

#neopets #sanrio #gudetama #nostalgia

a shoulders-up headshot of an ancient chinese crested. his body is mostly hairless, with thin wisps of white. but the fur of his face and ears is forming an enormous heart shape from having been blown out by a fan. he’s rocking the salt-and-pepper look of an ambitious Helena Bonham Carter role, with more black along his neck and a bold gray streak atop his noggin and along the edges of his ears. his left eye is one big cloudy blue cataract.

This is Ricky. He was a runner-up in a pet photographer's "My Fabulous Weirdo" competition. Unfortunately when you are this fabulous, it can be very hard for the weird to shine through. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: portraitsofdogs)

GENERATOR AND ITS SPORKLE
fuck i love Neopets and this is such a shining example of why, this is brilliant lmfao

AHAHA wait i'm obsessed with this

Screenshot of mobile bsky not loading

Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

screenshot of six Pokemon cards, including the aforementioned Absol, Espeon, and Ninetales cards - all very elegant Pokémon - and now instead of three Quagsires my BIL's picks consist of Clodsire, one (1) Quagsire, and Wooper.

not the order i will be putting them in but come ONNNNN. this is gonna be cute as FUCK

a text conversation. me: (photo of Pikachu aiming a gun at the viewer) name ur favourite Pokemon NOW (however many u want) BIL: (in three separate texts) uh. uh. uh. (in a separate, fourth text) Quagsire

a continuation of the text conversation. me: that tracks. (positive) thoughts on Clodsire? also i request at minimum two more to match with your wife. BIL: tbh i have not heard of Clodsire me: u should google him i think you'd like him BIL: he is adorable i love him me: i did a fist pump when i read this text BIL: lmao me: no further preferences? or am i committing to oops! all Quagsire (a second text) no i will not be elaborating further BIL: Wooper (a second text) Wooper, Quagsire, Clodsire me: a man of taste. thank u for ur time.

fuck. now i have to pick a favourite Quagsire :(
his cards are going to be SO silly next to my sister's relatively elegant picks tho so LOL

screenshot of a pokemon card collection, showing an Absol card, an Espeon card, a Ninetales card, and three Quagsire cards.

like, shut the fuck up. this is adorable and the whole page costs less than $25 are you kidding me.
(the three Quagsire cards are because my BIL has yet to inform me of any other favourites and also i can't pick between them right now. it's funnier this way tho icl)

if my sister is reading this no you aren't go to bed (it's like 9pm there) (she is fully an adult)

anyway i've decided i'm going to make a binder page featuring my sister and her husband's favourite pokemon. and include polaroids of them. CUTE.

trulyyyy that new us manufacturer they're building cannot come soon enough

pokemon center website showing that the chaos rising etb is now unavailable for preorder. devastating.

SICK.

(also got this message on my pc when it finally went through so i suspect they just don't like firefox?? idk man this is so fucked. that new us printer can't come soon enough)

LMFAOOOO HELP i just cackled so hard at this
it's true someone caught me in a Love Ball when i was in fifth grade 😔

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got in on my phone but :))))
so we're trying again with chrome this time

buying pokemon cards from official sources is so cooked rn jenny u have no idea

Pokémon Center Hi, Trainer! You're in the virtual queue to enter Pokémon Center! Estimated wait time: 04:33:00

HELP 😭

this isn't the clip i want (yet) but my streamer said my name YIPPEE‼️

Spider-Girl

OC vs Carnage Commission

Grace Ashcroft

Samus Aran

Hello!

I'm Scyth. I'm a digital/3D character artist. I want to start doing work in VGen. If anyone could either:

- Vouch for me
- Get this post to 20 Reposts and 100 likes

Link: vgen.co/ScythGrizz

It would be very much appreciated!
#art #VGenCode #scythgrizzart

I'm looking to join #VGen and searching for a #VGenCode! If you would like to help, please send me a DM. 💜🥰

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art of swotr zabrak oc

art of warframe drifter oc on a motorcycle

art of the concept of a moon goddess

commission of a character named moth owned by @117.zone holding a bioluminescent moth.

trying again for a #vgencode / #vgen invite by reintroducing myself. my name is chell and i'm mainly an oc artist and writer. i'm seeking a #vgen code in order to keep comms in a neat place. so check out my work and help me get to 20rts and 100 likes. :)

vgen: vgen.co/cvnnbl

knight oc Wreg holding his one-handed sword to his inner thigh, the blade almost ready to puncture the white fabric of his trousers. The blade is rusted and rotten. His outer layers, belt and armor pieces are falling off, and his upper torso is bare. Only half of his face can be seen, looking stern. Background is dark, with illustrated rose thorns and blood drops.

Knight and the enemy within - rust and rot

[ #art | #oc | #knight ]

if anyone was hanging out in chat during the hermitcraft charity stream sign placing segment and happens to remember a glowing sign with "synniestar" on it being placed i would love u forever if u told me whose pov i should check for a clip! 💜

A digital painting of Eevee. In the morning, a moment in the living room. A grumpy eevee on the sofa is being petted.

grumpy

Wholesome Discord exchange about my partner falling asleep on the couch.

Men: all women do in their group chats is talk shit about men.
Women in group chats:

hehe can confirm i do have Mirror's Edge queued to play at some point specifically bc of the resemblance to Portal

weird juxtaposition where people in power and influence are saying absolutely heinous, deadly things without any restraint of conscience, and everyone reacting to it is having to bite their tongue and speak in euphemisms not to get banned or arrested or whatever