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Kash Patel at work.

I've got some socks that need to be darned. How much do they charge?

I've been saying this ever since the Butler PA thing. And we seem to forget that there was an innocent man that was murdered so who do we leave that at the feet of well how about Donnie Drumpf? I believe that's called conspiracy to commit murder.

He is probably just placating you so you don't go postal on him. Especially if you find out how much more money he makes than you do.

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Now we know the real reason Donnie Drumpf shut down the Kennedy Center is because he took all the money and put it in his pocket. He renovated the Kennedy Center bank account.

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Is Tim Pool an idiot or is he just stupid?

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I could have stopped the Vietnam War. But I was in junior high.

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Donnie Drumpf's most recent EEG.

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Dr. Donnie Drumpf cured my case of the Willie's.

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I'm thinking more French revolution....

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The Bulwark is doing a dive into Donnie Drumpf's fake Butler Pa. "assassination". They still can't believe Donnie set the whole thing up. This proves Sam Stein has no clue. I knew that whole fiasco didn't pass the smell test.

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Donnie Drumpf isn't a senior citizen. He's a demented old sack of pus.

It's called Donnie Drumpf Syndrome.
What's yours is mine and what's mine is mine.

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Kash Patel entering the J. Edgar Hoover building.

Only the best!

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"I want the penis."

I stopped following football when Jerry Jones bought the Dallas Cowboys and decided to be not only the owner but the head coach as well.

Why does everybody keep saying his name is Donald J Trump when it's actually DONNIE DRUMPF!
Drumpf is a better name for that shit stain.

Give a sailor a fish, he'll eat for a day. Donnie Drumpf wants to give every sailor a fishing pole so he can always eat and then Donnie can take that money spent on food and put it in his pocket.
It's simple Drumpfonomics.

Epstein files
Make Canada 51st state
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Take Greenland
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Venezuela
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Iran war
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Threaten end of civilization
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Attacking Pope Leo
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Jesus picture
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Cuba
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Thanks for the laugh George. That made my day.

I'm not paying my taxes again until I see that orange piece of excrement purp walked out of the White House.

That is The $64,000 question.

I could take a unicycle to work as long as it had two or more wheels.

Who's that big fat congressman smoking that big fat cigar giving out sound bites about how everything is fine and dandy here in the United States of America and Donnie Drumpf is the best president the world has ever seen?

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RACCOON PENIS?

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I will now be reading passages from the book of Saint Tarantino.

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Do robots ejaculate hydraulic fluid?

What a fucking idiot!