a grizzly bear has backed up a truck through the wall of a saloon and is feeding the bartender beer. the bartender says "More beer!!!". inside the truck there is three bottles of hotsauce, a horse, and a half-eaten carcass with a fly buzzing around it.
average horsey game run #art #horseygame
I'm still really enjoying Horsey Game by @manbearcar.bsky.social
Here are some of my currently best horses racing. You might not like it, but this is what scientifically optimal horses are like!
The 2 minutes and 5 seconds from the moment @memoriamatters.bsky.social spies an oddly tall horse in @manbearcar.bsky.social's Horsey Game are the hardest I've laughed in weeks.
www.youtube.com/live/4Wr8J4S... .
Card Crawl 2 the official sequel to the beloved original is
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Once again, you’ll face Hoerni and his friends in clever solitaire-style card battles. See you in the taverns!
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Do you want your cat as a D&D character? Feel free to drop me a DM I'm taking commissions
I call them leprechauns, but this works too!
Apparently there's an unofficial Horsey Game discord!
Jay McCarrol & Matt Johnson of Nirvanna The Band
Question Hound of 'This is Fine' Fame in MAXIMUM COPE
After School Afterlife
Antarctic penguins
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@manbearcar.bsky.social HITS THE RACETRACKS
@minibunnies.bsky.social FINDS FOLKLORE IN SINGAPORE
@herohommel.bsky.social POKEMON GOES TO THE POLES (SOUTH POLE, THAT IS)
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thank u @manbearcar.bsky.social for inventing horses i am addicted to your game
www.youtube.com/live/4Wr8J4S...
That horse is incredible! I'm definitely adding more genes in the near future. Wings?! That might be a challenge
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It's an agglomeration of C++ things: SDL2, Box2D..
Anyone want to host an official Horsey Game channel on their Discord server?
I know Horsey Game looks like a joke with a crude, janky style, but I’m 8hrs in and it’s the funniest, most brilliantly designed game I’ve played in years.
I could list dozens of hilarious emergent moments from my playthrough but I don’t want to say too much.
store.steampowered.com/app/3602570/...
big fan @manbearcar.bsky.social
I believe it's choosing to run on your on-board gpu instead of your dedicated graphics card. Might be because you're on power saver mode. You can try settings->system->display->graphics and add Horsey.exe to the list and select the proper gfx card for it to use.
Horse Race Tests themed money and bets scattered around
Horsey Game by Justin Smith on screen
Art Disk zines by Lan Roed, plaster horse-head coathooks, old postcards with horse photographs, a piano hammer
Last friday some Vancouver Alt-Games folks celebrated the horse convergence that's been happening the past year, it was a time
ft. HORSES, HRT, and Horsey Game @z-space.ca
setup, prizes, photos, planning Lan@mastodon.social @frogsoft.bsky.social, @dot.northsky.social !!!
Thank you for playing Horsey Game! Updates will continue to roll in
sometimes you gotta bet on a horse cause of it's name ya know?
www.youtube.com/shorts/IIqZB...
Here's a YouTube upload for the Horsey Game trailer!
The idea for the VO came to me in the shower and it was almost entirely written and recorded before I was dry
youtu.be/AM1AUad2RhA
Horsey Game is released at long last! Behold my magnum flopus!
store.steampowered.com/app/3602570/...
Digging this new moogenics game
Trailer courtesy of @marlonnnnnn.bsky.social. Wishlist it ya sodbusters
Hey Colton! I'm making a horsey game
ATTENTION BSKY: in celebration of Cinco Paus Day's Eve, please message me if you'd like a free copy of the best game ever made. :)
smestorp.itch.io/cinco-paus
Also TSLOG are doing an amazing series of podcasts on Michael's games:
eggplant.show
PLEASE REPOST! OR RE-SKEET! WHATEVER IT'S CALLED!! :)
TÖLT (Demo) (@enigmastud.io)
"YOU ARE A HORSE."
PWYC to download demo - Windows: warpdoor.com/2025/11/03/t...
