At a family birthday party and my grandma told my grandpa his sister was here. I leaned over to my wife and said “Honestly I didn’t know he had a sister…”

I should memorize people’s faces better when they ask me to watch their stuff

The best life extension intervention is watching/listening to stuff at 1.5x speed

"don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good" okay sure but how do find the optimal balance between the perfect and the good

Like what you think you can raise your question to higher urgency in my mind with mere punctuation? I am not manipulated so easily.

Nothing makes me want to respond to your question less than when you add two question marks to the end

lunch

I’m sorry fake Twitter, real Twitter has been too addictive lately, I keep forgetting about you

oh phew, they found a way

guys i don’t think the crystal gems can save the day this time

*watch the new taskmaster*
*watch @mattcolville.bsky.social watch the new taskmaster*
*listen to ed gamble talk about the new taskmaster on the taskmaster podcast*

Do I have a problem? 🤔

We had a game night at work tonight and they all decided I should be in charge of game night from now on lol

Hank please don’t eat my skeleton

Spife. Knoon?

My wife moderates a Disney Facebook group and had to reject this post, which I think is a work of high art

"not even wrong"

A true bro from start to finish

If I were to narrow it down further it might be origin of life, humans, and AI

Awesome

Also are you currently in a happy or sad phase?

I haven’t had this particular experience but I can imagine happiness and self-esteem being highly correlated, which seems related.

New Zealand comedian Guy Montgomery on the dangers of constantly thinking in terms of utility maximization as a guide for action www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxVv9...

My take away was that apparently “1:1 ratio” can mean absolutely anything in cooking. Can mean equal amounts of two ingredients, or one cup of A for every tablespoon of B, or whatever. Just chaos.

okay we’re getting closer

good for them, that's none of my business

Eight year old: Who is the pope?

Me: Begins to explain…

Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”

The episode where he tries to block the new C is some of the best television I’ve see

I did what I could bsky.app/profile/noah...

Wife: *doing dishes* “Eh, I’m not scrubbing that, I don’t have the spoons.”

Me: “Oh, they’re in the sink.”